The Crumbl Cookie Flavor That Suits You Best, Based on Your Zodiac Sign
Random? Perhaps. Uncorrelated? Maybe not so much. One of our favorite things about the famed Crumbl brand is the many flavors that they offer, especially since you only get six to choose from at any given time so that you simply must keep coming back for more. And like Crumbl Cookie flavors that change with time, so too do zodiac signs, and we couldn't help but find a correlation between certain flavors and certain signs, which is why we've decided to put the two together and explain the Crumbl Cookie flavor that suits you based, based entirely on your zodiac sign.
Aries (March 21 – April 19): Caramel Popcorn
It's sweet, it's salty and it comes out hot (okay fine, warm, from the oven), which is why we just had to give the first sign of the zodiac this cookie flavor that's simply bursting with tastiness in a very fire sign-like way.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20): Snickerdoodle Cupcake
Down to earth yet decadent, Taurus deserves one of these fan-favorite treats (especially when they don't feel like leaving home to satisfy their sweet tooth, which is probably always).
Gemini (May 21 – June 20): Pecan Pie
This was an easy one, as Gemini is a sign known for having two sides that can be quite polarizing. Similarly, this Crumbl Cookie can't seem to figure out what it wants to be—is it a cookie, or is it a mini pie? We're not entirely sure ourselves, but it's definitely worth a try either way.
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Cancer (June 21 – July 22): Birthday Cake
Sweet and ever-so-nostalgic, Cancer just oozes wholesome, soothing energy like a bite of birthday cake cookie. Just try not to get emotional about birthday memories when you take that bite, please, Cancers.
Leo (July 23 – Aug. 22): Chocolate Chip
To put it simply: Leos are the main character, no questions asked. As the only sign ruled by the sun, it really wasn't difficult to pair Leo with the only flavor that never leaves the Crumbl menu. While it might not be as extra as the sign, there's no doubt that chocolate chip is a total star that grabs the attention of anyone who opens up that famously pink box.
Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sep. 22): Carrot Cake
Carrot cake is full of warming spices and underrated ingredients that you're more likely to find in your grandma's kitchen than in your usual cookie (looking at you, carrots and raisins), but it's also a total crowd-pleaser that seems to bring everyone together in an organized and orderly way—much like its Virgo counterpart.
Libra (Sep. 23 – Oct. 22): Blueberry Cheesecake
Symbolized by the scale, Libras are always trying to keep the peace and maintain balance between sides. That's why we associate them with the blueberry cheesecake Crumbl Cookie flavor, as it does double-duty as both a cookie and an entirely different dessert, trying its best to please everyone in the room.
Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21): Chocolate Oreo
While they may have a reputation for being on the dark and moody side, Scorpios can actually be total sweethearts once you break through that hard exterior—much like an Oreo. While the Chocolate Oreo Crumbl Cookie flavor may be a lot sweeter than your average Scorpio (when you first meet them, anyway), this misunderstood water sign is certainly worthy of being associated with such a fan-favorite flavor.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21): Key Lime Pie
Bright, adventurous Sagittarius couldn't be described any better than with the key lime pie Crumbl Cookie flavor, which is a zesty combination of tart lime and well-balanced meringue-like frosting. Both certainly keep things interesting, no matter where you take them.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19): Cinnamon Swirl
Hardworking Capricorns deserve a sweet treat once in a while, too, and we couldn't think of a better flavor to give them than cinnamon swirl. With warming cinnamon and a hard-to-miss frosting that brings the whole thing together, this is a perfectly organized cookie that emulates Capricorn energy perfectly.
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Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18): Cornbread
Aquarians can be quite the mystery to figure out, just like how this unlikely masterpiece of a cornbread-flavored cookie is so satisfying yet so confusing. It's truly an unsung hero of Crumbl's ever-changing menu, just like Aquarius is to the zodiac.
Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20): Crumbl Pink Sugar Cookie
Pisces, you're just so incredibly sweet. That's why we simply had to give you the pink sugar cookie flavor, which perfectly represents the way you romanticize everything and find a way to sweeten any situation right up. At the same time, you're more than meets the eye, as is this Crumbl Cookie flavor that's often a consistent staple on the menu.
Craving a Crumbl Cookie now? Worry not, as we've gone ahead and ranked the best flavors for you so you don't have to settle for one that doesn't satisfy your taste buds (or your zodiac sign, for that matter). Click HERE for our definitive ranking.