96 Memorable Quotes From Seasons 1 and 2 of My Life With the Walter Boys as Captions

It's been almost two years since we were first introduced to Jackie Howard and the Walter family with the first season of My Life With the Walter Boys, and today, Aug. 28, the Season 2 is finally here.

It's been one of our most eagerly anticipated releases of the year, and after getting caught up with Alex Walter actor Ashby Gentry and newcomer Carson MacCormack, who plays Zach, we just had to binge the whole thing in a single day. The new season sees Jackie's love triangle with brothers Alex and Cole get even more complicated as other relationships evolve around them. All the while, Jackie continues to deal with the loss of her family and the Walters run into unforeseen complications in developing their property into something more. We couldn't help but gather all of the best quotes from the first two seasons into one place, for your captioning pleasure (but make sure you're caught up, first, because there are plenty of spoilers ahead!).

My Life With the Walter Boys Season 2: Alex and Cole

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For when your auditory processing isn't so good:

"I'm hard of hearing, so if I'm not looking at you or there's a lot of background noise, I won't understand. Just FYI."

-Will Walter

 

For looking slightly terrified on the back of a horse:

"I mean, horses, they're… they're big. And they have minds of their own, and they're unpredictable."

-Jackie Howard

My Life With the Walter Boys: Cole introduces Custard to Jackie

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For knowing it gets better:

"Tomorrow will be easier, okay?"

-Alex Walter

 

For when you definitely have a crush:

"I don't have a crush. I'll admit he's cute, but that's it. I hardly know him."

-Jackie Howard

 

For hinting at some hijinks:

"We have this thing with us kids where we never tell on each other. If we ratted on each other for every time someone did something, we'd probably be grounded forever."

-Cole Walter

 

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For not being well-traveled:

"I've never been to New York. Actually, I've never been anywhere."

-Cole Walter

 

For being part of the most important game of the year:

"This isn't any ordinary football game here, okay? This is homecoming."

-Will Walter

 

For learning the value of being a good sport:

"You can't win until you learn to lose."

-Cole Walter

 

For when you're in desperate need of inspiration and new ideas:

"Okay, people, this is a judgment-free zone. There are no stupid ideas."

-Erin Collins

 

For knowing that creativity takes time:

"Leonard Cohen spent five years writing 'Hallelujah.' I think you're doing just fine."

-Skylar Summerhill

 

For not being super confident in your flirting abilities:

"Honestly, after that first impression, I wouldn't wanna date me either."

-Tara Jacobs

 

For watching a highly romantic story unfold:

"I believe we are witnessing a romantic gesture."

-Skylar Summerhill

My Life With the Walter Boys: Jackie and Skylar witness a romantic gesture

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For being a little jealous of the new girl:

"You don't have to be pretty when you're new. Boys love novelty. But novelty wears off."

-Ruby

 

For pretending you're picture-perfect:

"No. I'm a good girl, didn't you know? I don't drink or skip class."

-Jackie Howard

 

For trying to to be more bold and daring:

"I wish I could have a walk on the wild side. Or even just a stroll near the blustery side."

-Grace Wagner

 

For wearing your favorite jacket at a completely inappropriate time:

"Sometimes you have to sacrifice comfort for style. Like, this leather jacket says 'tough, chill, smooth.' You getting it?"

Isaac Garcia

 

For when something minor feels like the end of the world:

"Whoever said 'time heals all wounds' has never been wounded like this."

-Alex Walter

 

For setting a couple of things straight over Thanksgiving break:

"We protest the mythology about the first 'Thanksgiving,' and instead of celebrating this massacre, we remember and we honor all of those who suffered at the first Thanks Taking."

-Mato Summerhill

 

For hyping up your gorgeous friend:

"I know 100 guys in New York that would fight to the death to be your boyfriend."

-Jackie Howard

My Life With the Walter Boys: Jackie and Erin taking in groceries

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For when you're still young and trying new things:

"She's a teenager … 50% of what they do is out of character."

-Katherine Walter

 

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For actually being overwhelmed and in awe of your trip to the city:

"Big cities are overrated."

-Cole Walter

 

For not being used to the peace and quiet of a small town:

"It's beautiful out here. The quiet sets my teeth on edge."

-Richard

 

For needing a bit more noise and excitement in your life:

"You have no idea how much I miss the police sirens and screaming neighbors sometimes."

-Jackie Howard

 

For when riding horses inspires you to maybe become a horse girl:

"Don't turn into a cowgirl."

-Richard

 

For that romantic selfie against a backdrop of stars:

"And it's super dark, so the stars are all you can see. It's just us and them."

-Alex Walter

My Life With the Walter Boys: Jackie and Alex holding hands

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For quoting Shakespeare on the nature of romance:

"Love looks not with the eyes but with the mind."

-Danny Walter

 

For being so tired you slept through something important:

"I was dead to the world."

-George Walter

 

For when rumors about your dating life abound:

"Interesting I'm the last to know about my own relationship status."

-Skylar Summerhill

 

For people start shipping you with someone:

"We were never together. How do we have a couple name?"

-Skylar Summerhill

 

For distracting yourself with the powerhouse of the cell:

"I need to focus on something that makes sense. Like mitochondria."

-Jackie Howard

 

For when your nerves remind you you're on the right path:

"It's okay to be nervous. It just means you care."

-Danny Walter

 

For when your mid-20s are tough:

"I'm not having a quarter-life crisis."

-Will Walter

 

For the pic you were slightly embarrassed to have prominently displayed:

"What? No. That is not refrigerator worthy."

-Katherine Walter

 

For munching on a pre-game banana:

"Potassium plays a key role in reaching peak athletic performance. Or so my chemistry book says."

-Jackie Howard

 

For struggling to live up to expectations:

"I've lived my whole life in your shadow. Do you know how hard that is?"

-Alex Walter

My Life With the Walter Boys: Alex and Cole argument

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For when something's taking up all of your attention:

"I was distracted. And I hate being distracted."

-Jackie Howard

 

For complimenting a cowboy:

"Wow, look at you. You look like a real cowboy, all tanned and rugged like that."

-Cole Walter

 

For when you've been indoors, and it shows:

"Summer school didn't give me a lot of time to work on my tan."

-Cole Walter

 

For the clever friend that definitely has a future in law:

"Are you a big shot lawyer yet?"

-Al

My Life With the Walter Boys Season 2: Jackie at her internship

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For needing a change of pace:

"I don't know, I just thought that maybe somewhere new would be good."

-Jackie Howard

 

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For when you're still trying to find yourself:

"I don't belong anywhere, so I just need to find somewhere new. Start fresh."

-Jackie Howard

 

For when a bit of indulgence is good for the soul:

"We figured out there was nothing we couldn't solve without enough butter and chocolate and talking."

-Katherine Walter

 

For being reassuring, in your own way:

"It's gonna be okay. And if it's not okay, you're gonna tell me, okay?"

-Katherine Walter

 

For learning woodworking:

"The world will always need shelving."

-Tara Jacobs

 

For when one person seems to be doing all the work:

"You don't have to be useful to be welcome."

-Katherine Walter

 

For letting someone know they're a survivor:

"If anybody can do hard things, it's you."

-Katherine Walter

 

For being serious about driving safety:

"Texting, putting makeup on, eating, daydreaming. All of these things can cause accidents."

-Coach Allen

 

For being dramatic about the end of your relationship:

"We never did officially beak up, so if you need some kind of declaration, let's call it now."

-Alex Walter

 

For asking someone to stay:

"Can you please stop running away from me?"

-Cole Walter

My Life With the Walter Boys Season 2: Cole talking to Jackie

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For finally meeting people who enjoy the same things as you:

"It's hard to find people with good taste."

-Zach

 

For wanting what can't be yours:

"I guess it can be hard to be that close to something you love but you know you can't have."

-Danny Walter

 

For when an injury takes you away from what you love:

"I miss a lot. I miss being in the locker room before the game when is everything is about to happen. Just being a part of that energy, being a part of that team. I miss it all."

-Cole Walter

 

For not feeling super comfortable behind the steering wheel:

"I'd really like someone else to drive now."

-Jackie Howard

 

For (temporarily) needing your space:

"I know you've been trying to make things okay between us. And they will be. Just for now, I need some time, okay?"

-Alex Walter

 

For when your mom can't get enough of your friends:

"I think you might be, like, my mom's favorite person."

-Cole Walter

 

For when it's one step forward, two steps back:

"I knew everything wasn't going to be perfect right away, but every I make a little headway somewhere, it feels like I get pushed back somewhere else. Doesn't seem to matter how hard I try."

-Jackie Howard

 

For when your hometown's becoming the popular place to be:

"If Timothée Chalamet wants to vacation here, I'll personally roll out the red carpet."

-Grace Wagner

 

For when they have no time for fun and games:

"You really are all work and no play, huh?"

-Dylan Newsome

My Life With the Walter Boys Season 2: Kiley and Dylan

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For when your dress is the definition of simple elegance:

"Effortlessly simple contemporary glamour."

-Katherine Walter

 

For refusing not to wear your most expensive and beautiful clothing:

"Art that's meant to be worn, not packed away in boxes."

-Jackie Howard

 

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For the ensemble that makes you feel invincible:

"Fashion is the armor to survive the reality of everyday life."

-Bill Cunningham

 

For when someone's pic of you captures more than the subject matter:

"Nice photo. Looks like you caught someone's eye."

-Katherine Walter

 

For begrudgingly accepting someone's cleverness:

"I have to admit that you do have some good ideas, sometimes."

-Erin

 

For driving your pals around town:

"Friends give friends rides home sometimes. But  you can ride in the back seat. Pretend to be a chauffeur if it makes you feel more comfortable."

-Cole Walter

 

For solving things the old-fashioned way:

"We actually talk to people."

-George Walter

 

For making every move with intention:

"Every move we make, every pass we throw, has to have precision, direction, force. We got one shot to get it right. We are not gonna mess it up."

-Coach Allen

 

For just knowing someone has some skills:

"Did not need to know you were such a good kisser."

-Cole Walter

 

For hating to divide your attention:

"I just don't like doing something I can't commit to 100%."

-Jackie Howard

 

For when tough emotions help you figure out what truly matters:

"That hurt you're feeling. It's just a reminder that this is all important to you. And that's not a bad thing."

-Jackie Howard

 

For the dance you don't plan to ever forget:

"It's gonna be a night to remember."

-Grace Wagner

 

For finding the person you always enjoy your time with:

"Everything is fun with you."

-Blake Hartford

My Life With the Walter Boys Season 2: Blake and Alex dancing

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For when you're fully on the same page:

"Most people don't understand our life. The constant training, the need to compete, the sacrifices we make. But you get it."

-Blake Hartford

 

For feeling completely stuck on someone:

"I'm mad because I can't move on from you, even when I try."

-Alex Walter

 

For not beating around the bush:

"I go after what I want, and what I want right now is you."

-Zach

 

For when nothing seems to be going your way:

"It's like bad luck just follows you around, doesn't it?"

-Paige Montgomery

 

For when finding your place is an ongoing process:

"I think that being new in town is a bit like being a junior in high school. Sometimes you feel settled, and sometimes you feel like you'll never fit in, you'll never belong and you'll never get it right no matter what you do."

-Jackie Howard

 

For shedding a sentimental tear or two:

"I'm just feeling a little nostalgic, that's all."

-Katherine Walter

 

For proving you're not just a delicate flower:

"I just want to be treated like everyone else. I'm not made out of glass."

-Jackie Howard

 

For carving out your territory at the geek table:

"You know your status is gonna take a nosedive if you sit here, right? This here, this is for nerds only."

-Kiley

 

For finally recognizing just how tough they are:

"I know how strong you are. I can see it. You're not made of glass."

-Katherine Walter

My Life With the Walter Boys Season 2: Katherine and Jackie hug

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For a smooch that will probably happen again:

"So that's what can never happen again."

-Jackie Howard

 

For appreciating the skill that goes into bronc riding:

"When that gate opens, a 2,000-pounds, very angry bucking horse gets released into the arena and tries to hurl the rider off while they hold on with one hand."

-Katherine Walter

My Life With the Walter Boys Season 2: Alex on horse

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For when you're not who you were, for better or for worse:

"If I'm changing, I feel like it's because I'm becoming, like, more myself."

-Nathan Walter

 

For hinting that someone's relationship might not be everything it seems:

"I believe in honesty in relationships."

-Skylar Summerhill

 

For pushing yourself out of your comfort zone:

"Isn't it good to try new things?"

-Nathan Walter

 

For always being solution-oriented:

"I look at something, like a car, see what it needs, and find a way to fix it. I just wish life could be that simple."

-Cole Walter

My Life With the Walter Boys Season 2: Jackie and Cole driving

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For knowing the key to success:

"By being prepared, you can get everything you want."

-Jackie Howard

 

For when dressing like a schoolteacher is totally your thing:

"You know, the boring aesthetic of cardigan sweaters and corduroy."

-Grace Wagner

 

For when people's money seems to make their worries vanish into thin air:

"So Daddy just came in with his checkbook and made all your troubles disappear?"

-Kiley

 

For being there for someone when they need it most:

"Honestly, babe, you sounded like you really needed a hug."

-Haley Walter

 

For when someone's caught in another love triangle:

"Maybe you should just pick a boy!"

-Grace Wagner

 

For giving a little pep talk:

"I'm not gonna lie, it's tough out there today. But we're tough. We've been through much worse than this."

-Cole Walter

 

For when you were correct about things (yet again):

"And that's why you should listen to me, 'cause I'm always right."

-Kiley

 

For confessing your feelings:

"I think I'm a little bit crazy about you."

-Dylan Newsome

 

For deciding to live in the moment:

"Why don't we just try to enjoy what we have for now? You know, we can worry about the future when it's here."

-Danny Walter

 

For encouraging someone to dream even bigger:

"What if this down is just too small for your big ideas?"

-Haley Walter

 

For the one who takes over your every thought:

"I can't be with someone who makes me feel the way you make me feel."

-Jackie Howard

My Life With the Walter Boys Season 2: Alex, Jackie and Cole finale

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