Funny Instagram Captions for Every Pic You Post of Your Big Brother

The bond between a little sister and her older brother is unique, weird and totally special.

That's exactly what can make captioning your favorite photos with your big brother so difficult. If you're at a loss for words, we hope these funny Insta captions will do the trick.

For the pic of your big, strong brother that's mostly a warning to anyone who might cross you:

"You mess with me, you mess with him."

 

For the cute baby pic of you and your big bro playing:

"He was born first so I wouldn't have to go it alone."

 

For the photo you're only posting because you want to embarrass your brother:

"Oh, brother."

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(The Simpsons via Fox)

 

For the shot of your big brother actually being helpful to you, for once:

"The best thing about having… big brothers is you always have someone to do something for you."

-Chloë Grace Moretz

 

For the pic featuring a weird photobomb from your brother:

"Big Brother is watching you."

– 1984, George Orwell

 

For when you look really good in your photo, and your brother just happens to be in it with you:

"He has the world's best little sister."

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(Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix via Warner Bros. Studios)

 

For when your brother is always doing big, impressive things and you're not too jealous about it:

"At least it's cool in his shadow."

 

For the throwback pic of you being your big brother's sporty sidekick:

"Thanks for making me so tough."

 

For when your bro is just being a weirdo:

"What strange creatures brothers are!"

Mansfield Park, Jane Austen

 

For when your brother has a big moment, but it's your Insta page so you can caption it however you want:

"I'm proud, but Mom and Dad still like me better."

 

Need more inspiration? Click HERE for more Insta captions for every photo of a brother.