Did You Know Cole Sprouse Has Another Instagram Account?
It's safe to say Cole Sprouse is the king of social media.
He constantly provides our Twitter feeds with witty remarks and snarky retorts in the most charmingly Cole way possible. And how could you not find his back-and-forth banter with his brother Dylan truly entertaining?
I wish my family would stop calling me "Cole" and start calling me by my ~actual~ name: "social media influencer."
— Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse) May 5, 2017
.@colesprouse I don't remember actually. I was too busy carrying the show on my back
— Dylan Sprouse (@dylansprouse) March 10, 2017
We see a much different side of Cole with his Instagram account.
It is here where Cole's artistic side can flourish as he showcases his incredible photography skills for all to see. This kid is far too talented for his own good.
What you may not know is that Cole has another Instagram account, which deserves all of your attention.
Called @camera_duels, his account posts consist of pics of people trying to snap a shot of Cole while he's out and about. He almost always catches them in the act, hence the name @camera_duels.
The photos aren't really what make the account though. It's Cole's well-thought-out captions that deserve all the praise.
Let's take a look at some of our faves, shall we?
Hark ~ across the expanse ~ do you see them?, three villains trying to skulk on dried leaves. Caught, the comrade to the right hastens out of frame in immediate retreat, ironic that he doesn't wish to be photographed. The two more base members of the country bear jamboree decide to hold ground, giggling to themselves as she readied her camera. Wormtongue, saying nothing to his friend whilst the act was being carried out, only awakens from the mists to point out the obvious: that I had already won. The two save face and begin their exit, chased shortly thereafter by the friend whose anonymity was not granted.
A blinding flash. Quick blur. Momentary desperation. Primal cooing. Inevitable defeat. Temporary victory. Ahh yes, I know this ritual well. Is it wartime atrocity? Nay, tis a #cameraduel. The subway is a photographic operating theater, and I am the cold body upon the table. So many shots lay unused within my library, that I intentionally avoid posting many of them. This one, this one however. This one is different. The holiday spirit is in full form. There, behind sad dad and the ghost of Christmas past, a duel was stewing. A young woman pulled the number1 #rookiemistake: flash. So excited was I, that I blurred the shot. Yes fair people, even pros are prone. Fear not, the bright light of shame shines through, and the flash is still visible. Unfortunately, the only real illumination was upon her characteristic frown of embarrassed defeat. #HeKnowsWhenYouveBeenBadOrGood #ColeInYourStocking
I shot first. She looked at me and whimpered, "a-am I gunna end up on your instagram?" I let out a reassuring smile, "not anymore" I said calmingly as I looked the poor girl in the eyes and lied to her soul. Her friends joined me in Recognizing her guilt, they laughed, I laughed, WE laughed. It was a good time, you had to be there. Apparently graduation is not even enough to warrant acting like an adult, but who am I to talk?, I wore depends under my gown. Now that I've graduated people have been asking me "Cole, will you post more now?" To which I always say, "how did you get in my house?" #NYU #Graduation #cameraduels #pleasego
Cole hasn't posted any new content to this account in over a month. And the posts before his two most recent were published almost two years ago.
We know filming Riverdale and being a world-renowned "social media influencer" have kept him busy as of late, but we could really benefit from seeing more of these posts while scrolling through our feeds.
What do you say, Cole? Ready to make running @camera_duels your new full-time job?
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