This Is the Perfect Disneyland Ride for You, Based on Your Zodiac Sign
Disneyland is the most magical place on earth for a multitude of reasons— one of them being the plethora of rides that send us to outer space, take us on thrilling adventures and everything in between.
The park wouldn't be as special if Space Mountain, Haunted Mansion, It's a Small World and more ceased to operate.
See if we're right below!
Aries (March 20 – April 19): Indiana Jones Adventure
There's no challenge a daring individual like yourself is too afraid to face. Fear isn't even a word in your vocabulary, which is why this thrilling ride is right up your alley. You get to live out your dream of being Indiana Jones for less than five minutes, as you wind through the temple avoiding falling boulders and venomous snakes. We know you can handle this ride like a champ, though you may have to convince whoever you're with it's not that scary. If they do chicken out, opt for the single rider line. It moves faster anyway.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20): Jungle Cruise
Wild, thrilling rides are not exactly your thing, Taurus. You prefer to keep things simple, yet still entertaining. This is why the Jungle Cruise is right up your alley. It'll give you the opportunity to relax as you float through the African Congo and the Amazon in South America all in less than seven minutes. While there is some razzle dazzle thrown into this ride, it's not enough to deter you from having a grand ol' time at the happiest place on earth.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20): Mad Tea Party
Along with your mouth, your mind is going a mile a minute. There's no shortage of thoughts and ideas swirling around in your head at all times, causing some to think you're a bit mad. Now, if you don't get why the Mad Tea Party is perfect for you, do a little more research. Because it twirls you in all sorts of directions, it'll distract you from all those nagging thoughts that can plague your mind, even if it is only for a moment. Maybe you'll be lucky enough to share a teacup with the Mad Hatter, a character who certainly understands what you're going through on the daily.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22): Storybook Land Canal Boats
Seeing as you're a bit of an emotional sign, the hustle and bustle of a busy park like Disneyland is enough to make you feel uneasy. You can handle it, but you'll definitely need to take a few breaks. When that happens, we suggest hopping aboard the Storybook Land Canal Boats to make you feel at home. There are no twist and turns like a lot of the other rides in the park, so you'll have a thoroughly peaceful experience navigating the canals of Storybook Land. What could be better than that?
Leo (July 23 – Aug. 22): Space Mountain
Proud and boastful Leo, we wouldn't feel right giving you any other ride in the park. If there was a Lion King-themed attraction, however, you better believe that would've been perfect for you. Alas, the ride you're destined to enjoy is the coveted Space Mountain. It's one of the most popular rides in the park, and for good reason. A star like you will feel right at home with all the other celestial bodies orbiting you as you dip, dive and twirl your way through the galaxy. Just be careful not to outshine all the stars in the ride.
Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22): King Arthur Carrousel
Amusement parks are just not your jam, even incredibly fun ones like Disneyland. You would much rather be cooped up at home reading a good book, doing your very best to avoid everything and everyone in this world. Still, you vow to have fun whenever you attend Disneyland, because you absolutely have to. The ride you feel most at home on is the King Arthur Carrousel. A beloved classic ridden by some of Disney's most iconic characters, it's perfect in every which way. Even you, dear Virgo, can't find a single flaw in this attraction.
Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22): Star Tours
Being the social butterfly that you are, you probably always visit Disneyland with a huge group in tow. You want everyone to feel welcome, so you invite them all. That makes going on rides somewhat difficult, as you'll have to split up your party to fit. One ride where that isn't a problem? Star Tours. You and your crew can sit side by side as roam through the galaxy on this high-flying adventure.
Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21): Haunted Mansion
There's no better ride for a moody, brooding Scorpio than Haunted Mansion. You, more than any other sign, are a little too comfortable discussing death and the afterlife. Obviously, you'll get a kick out of this ride and the grim, grinning ghosts who come out to socialize. Watch out, some of them like to stowaway in your buggy, so you might end up taking one home with you. If you do, make sure they pay rent.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21): It's a Small World
Your ride clearly needs no explanation, Sagittarius. For someone as adventurous and travel-hungry as you, a ride that takes you all around the world in under 10 minutes is something you'd thoroughly enjoy. It may not be as death-defying as some of the other attractions, but where else can you go from Paris to Prague without shelling out hundreds of dollars on a plane ticket? Exactly. Get a quick taste of all the world has to offer on this classic ride.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19): Mr. Toad's Wild Ride
Finding a ride that was best suited for a Capricorn was much more difficult than we anticipated. Yet, we found it. We found the perfect attraction for you, Cap. Mr. Toad's Wild Ride has long been a staple of the park, though many are not sure why. We'll save the history lesson for a later date. Anyway, the ride somewhat mirrors your life, in that you tend to experience a wild ride more often than not. While you crave structure and stability, you've been known to let loose and go off the rails a bit. Work hard, play harder, as you like to say.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18): Splash Mountain
Splash Mountain is really one-of-a-kind. It's perfect for all ages and is equal parts fun and cheerful as it is dark and terrifying. We just summed up you, Aquarius, so obviously Splash Mountain is a very fitting ride for you. It has everything you want—darkness, singing creatures, a terrifying drop, and the ability to be drenched in water. Really, we don't know what more you could ask for from a ride.
Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 19): Finding Nemo Submarine Voyage
Often described as the hopeless romantic, we tried to find a ride at Disneyland that would speak to that facet of your personality. Unfortunately, not many of the attractions at Disneyland scream romance. That's when we realized, you're a fish. Not a literal fish, but your sign is represented with the fish, hence why a ride dedicated to arguably the best fishy Disney creature around would be perfect for you. You'll have a blast trying to find Nemo yourself, and might even share a porthole with your sweetheart—aww!
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