15 Cringe-Worthy but Funny Dad Jokes in Honor of Father's Day
Father's Day is this Sunday, June 18th, and in honor of your No. 1 man, we've rounded up 15 jokes that perfectly encompass dad humor.
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Although each and every one of these jokes is cringe-worthy at best, we're sure they'll make you smile and remind you just why you love your goober of a father.
1. This high voltage joke⚡:
Why does lightning sometimes shock people?
Because it doesn't know how to conduct itself. #TuesdayThoughts #dadjoke— Prepper Frog (@TueborFrog) June 13, 2017
2. This SEAmingly silly quip:
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. It just waved. #dadjoke
— The Young Bucks (@MattJackson13) June 12, 2017
3. This kitty pun:
Nope. Definitely a #dadjoke pic.twitter.com/HPXFK220Xo
— Tianna Burke (@Tingo_89) June 2, 2017
4. This nerdy jab????:
In case you have dinner plans tonight…#dadjoke #tgif pic.twitter.com/AG9f78sDe9
— RentMoola (@rentmoola) June 2, 2017
5. This almost LOL-worthy pun:
Mechanics should wear togas when they work on old cars because it's ancient grease #badjoke #dadjoke
— Chris Germano (@chris_germano) June 2, 2017
6. This clever lil guy:
Why do they only name hurricanes after girls?
Have you ever heard of a himicane..#Dadjokes
— Mason Moore (@TheMasonMo) June 8, 2017
7. This classic:
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was out standing in his field #dadjokes
— Bucko (@Bucko8828) June 8, 2017
8. This joke that could only come out of a dad's mouth:
How was #WonderWoman?
Wonderful. #DadJokes pic.twitter.com/asgPJzrPUR— LiVanSinAL.V.S. (@VampOfThRose) June 3, 2017
9. This one-liner that actually does have us laughing:
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta! #dadjokes
— TempleBookstore (@TempleBookstore) June 2, 2017
10. This timeless pun:
What is the best time on the clock?
It has to be 6:30, hands down.#dadjokes
— Dad Jokes (@GoodOldDadJokes) June 2, 2017
11. This line that's so bad it's good:
My wife was trying to tell jokes and no one was laughing…
Until she asked if everyone was laughtose-intolerant.#dadjokes
— Dad Jokes (@GoodOldDadJokes) June 2, 2017
12. This joke that is actually a masterpiece:
What do you get if you stand between two llamas?
Llamanated.#dadjokes #jokeoftheday #NationalBestFriendsDay
— Dad Jokes (@GoodOldDadJokes) June 8, 2017
13. This cheesy pun:
I want a job cleaning mirrors.
It's just something I could really see myself doing. #dadjoke #sundaypunday— The Dad Joke Man (@DadJokeMan) May 28, 2017
14. This joke that's good enough to repeat:
Why can't hedgehogs just share the hedge? #dadjoke
— Daddyness Blog (@Daddynessblog) May 27, 2017
15. And this hilarious little Twitter jab:
Me: "Doctor, I think I've got a Twitter addiction!"
Doctor: "I don't follow you."#dadjoke— Daddyness Blog (@Daddynessblog) May 24, 2017
Need some more dad jokes in your life? We've got 16 more for you HERE!
