9 Selfie Captions Guaranteed to Make Your Followers Chuckle

At this point, selfies are basically an art form.

Lighting, angles, makeup and outfit all have to be perfected just to post one little picture on Instagram. There's so much that goes into a flawless selfie that it can be easy to forget about the caption.

Thankfully, we've got you covered. Keep scrolling for nine selfie captions guaranteed to make your followers chuckle, proving to your pals that you have both beauty and humor.

For a photo of you just lounging around the house:

"Today, I will be as useless as the 'g' in lasagna."

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For a photo showing off your OOTD and your 'no worries' attitude:

"Stress doesn't really go with my outfit."


For a photo when you know you're looking your best:

"I know looks aren't everything, but I have them just in case."


For a photo acknowledging that you most definitely used a filter:

"Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's an Instagram filter."


For a photo of you showing off your perfectly shiny highlighter:

"Sending my selfie to NASA, because I'm a star."

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For a photo acknowledging that it took you a while to find the right selfie:

"Be as picky with your men as you are with your selfies."


For a selfie after you took way too long to put on your makeup:

"It's better to arrive late than to arrive ugly."


For a photo of your best possible smize:

"I'm not sure what to do with my face."

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For when your selfie game is really on point:

"May your day feel as good as taking this perfect selfie on the first try."

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