28 Great Quotes From Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery to Use as Your Next Instagram Caption

It didn't take long for Rian Johnson's fresh murder mystery Knives Out to become a hit with both critics and audiences when it came out in 2019, and we're happy to report that its sequel is just as marvelously fun.

Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery dropped last week on Netflix, giving all of us the chance to see the return of Daniel Craig as the unparalleled detective Benoit Blanc as he tackles an entirely new case. This time, he escapes the drudgery of the early pandemic lockdown to attend a murder mystery party on a billionaire's island, only to get involved in a much larger and more devious plot. If you're loving it as much as we do, just keep scrolling for all of its best and most useful quotes to try on as Instagram captions—but do be warned, as there may be spoilers ahead!

For when your new idea might be a bit out there:

"Genius always looks like insanity at first, though, right?"

-Lionel Toussaint


For when your bluntness gets you into trouble—again:

"I say it like I see it, no filter. If people can't handle it, that's their problem."

-Birdie Jay

Glass Onion: Disrupters work together to solve puzzle box

(Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery via Netflix)


For when you're getting really good at Among Us:

"I saw you go in the engine room. You're the Imposter. We all know it."

-Angela Lansbury


For when you stink at something:

"I think maybe this game's just not my thing."

-Benoit Blanc


For when you're trapped inside and kind of losing it:

"My mind is a fueled-up racing car, and I got nowhere to drive it."

-Benoit Blanc


For when you need to get up to something real:

"I don't need puzzles or games. The last thing I need is a vacation. I need danger, a hunt, a challenge. I need… a great case."

-Benoit Blanc

Glass Onion: Benoit blanc wearing a face mask

(Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery via Netflix)


For when you're deathly allergic:

"No pineapple in that, right? Duke don't dance with pineapple."

-Duke Cody


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For when all of your wildest hopes seem to be coming true:

"Not a dream, wide awake. And it feels so good."

-Miles Bron


For being goofy about your mindful moments:

"I know you guys think I'm a hippie, but can we just take a second and fully inbreathiate this moment together?"

-Miles Bron


For showing off the thing that will be your legacy:

"It's past, present and future. It's what came before, where I am now, what I'll leave to the world."

-Miles Bron


For when not everyone at the party is exactly welcome:

"I've learned through bitter experience that an anonymous invitation is not to be trifled with."

-Benoit Blanc

Glass Onion: Benoit Blanc in front of glass onion neon sign

(Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery via Netflix)


For doing things in a whole new way:

"If you want to shake things up, you start with something small."

-Miles Bron


For the warning to be very careful with what's said next:

"It's a dangerous thing to mistake speaking without thought for speaking the truth. Don't you think?"

-Benoit Blanc


For when the results merit the trouble:


-Birdie Jay


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For when the pandemic drove you to do ridiculous things:

"Blame it on the pando."

-Miles Bron


For when someone drives you nuts in the best way:

"Every time we've gotten to the point where I'm going to strangle you, you pull something like this, and it's magic."

-Claire Debella

Glass Onion: Claire points at the Mona Lisa

(Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery via Netflix)


For flaunting your boldest and most fashion-forward ensemble:

"A dramatic, passionate and colorful crime for a fashionista."

-Benoit Blanc


For when you're taking game night a bit too seriously:

"For at least one person on this island, this is not a game."

-Benoit Blanc


For the pic of all of your movie ticket stubs for the year:

"I like movies. Don't hate. Nerd."

-Duke Cody

Glass Onion: The Duke shows leonard his google alerts

(Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery via Netflix)


For when you're nobodies, but you're still living it up:

"Fake it till you make it and have fun while we're doing it."

-Miles Bron


For the pic of your sprawling daily journals:

"'Notes For Future Biographers.'"

-Helen Brand

Glass Onion: Helen Brand meeting benoit blanc

(Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery via Netflix)


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For when you're about to embarrass yourself:

"Any feelings of reverence or respect that you had for me when you crossed my threshold, buttress those feelings now. Buttress them."

-Benoit Blanc


For when you just can't be bothered with frivolous things:

"I'm very bad at dumb things. My Achilles' heel."

-Benoit Blanc


For when you missed an accident by a hair:

"I almost got pancaked."

-Duke Cody


For when you love your pet a little too much:

"My therapist says this is a toxic relationship."



For when the truth is so simple, it hurts:

"I expected complexity. I expected intelligence. I expected a puzzle, a game. But that's not what any of this is. It hides not behind complexity, but behind mind-numbing obvious clarity."

-Benoit Blanc

Glass Onion: Benoit blanc works to solve the case

(Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery via Netflix)


For when the world is full of poorly thought-out nonsense:

"A veritable minefield of malapropisms and factual errors."

-Benoit Blanc


For when you wish something was thoughtful and intelligent, but it just isn't:

"No, no, no, no, it's just… It's so much stupider than that."

-Benoit Blanc


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