These Sweet Instagram Captions Are the Best Way to Brag About Your Halloween Candy Haul
Halloween and candy are basically synonymous.
You know you're going to end Oct. 31 with more sugar than you need, but you still have to show off just how many treats you tricked out of people—aka an Instagram showing off all your sweets is basically essential.
Keep scrolling for sweet Instagram captions that are perfect for bragging about your Halloween candy haul.
For a photo of you already digging into your favorite chocolate bar:
"Trick or treat yo'self."
For a photo letting everyone know the real key to your heart:
"This witch can be bribed with chocolate."
For a photo acknowledging that health goes out the door on Halloween:
"My diet today: 1% real food, 99% Halloween candy."
For a photo of you rewarding yourself for your awesome self-control:
"Every time I avoid eating Halloween candy, I reward myself by eating Halloween candy."
For a photo segregating all the candy corn you're definitely not going to eat:
"The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, candy corn."
For a photo of you clearly hiding your candy stash from your parents:
"The best thing about candy is that it can't be spoiled by the adult world."
For an ironic photo of you still working through your candy stash a week after Halloween:
"I only eat candy on Halloween. No lie."
For a photo letting everyone know that dessert > fitness:
"I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert."
For a photo that just sums it all up:
"I want candy."
-"I Want Candy" by Aaron Carter
Looking for more inspiration to commemorate Halloween on your Instagram? Click HERE for 10 haunting captions for all your Halloween party pics.