Here’s the Classic King of the Hill Character You Are, Based on Your Zodiac Sign

Today, Aug. 4, marks the return of King of the Hill and the premiere of its 14th season.

Fans have been waiting more than 15 years for more of the celebrated Fox series, with Season 13 concluding in 2009. Finally, Hulu has brought it back, with the Hill family—as well as their wacky friends and neighbors—stepping into the modern age. The new season jumps forward eight years, with Hank and Peggy Hill returning home to Arlen, Texas, after years in Saudi Arabia for a propane job. Things have changed quite a bit, including their son, Bobby, growing up to run his own restaurant, as the Hills get caught up along with the viewers.

King of the Hill has already been renewed for a 15th season, and to celebrate the big day, keep scrolling to discover which classic King of the Hill character is most like you, based on your zodiac sign.

Aries (March 21 – April 19): Joseph Gribble

Aries is the fiery first sign of the zodiac, and their impatient streak makes this kick-off quite logical. Similarly, Joseph can be adventurous and impulsive, and he tends to think with his heart rather than his head. He's also active with a natural gift for sports, though he can be unmotivated and would rather be out having fun than practicing or improving his skills. He also has a bit of a rebellious streak. While he will listen to his mother, he tends to ignore his father, Dale's, parenting. Still, Joseph loves his dad, sharing his passion for conspiracy theories.

(King of the Hill via Fox)

 

Taurus (April 20 – May 20): Minh Souphanousinphone

You might think we've labeled Minh Souphanousinphone as grounded and parental Taurus because she's a mom, but truly, there's so much more to her than that. Yes, she's a capable and caring housewife, sometimes putting a bit too much pressure on her daughter, Connie, but she's also got layers. Like her husband, Kahn, she's highly ambitious, wanting to make a name for her family and allow them to live comfortably, while being less extreme than her husband, Kahn. She's competitive and bold, with some unusual skills you might never expect.

(King of the Hill via Fox)

 

Gemini (May 21 – June 20): Elroy 'Lucky' Kleinschmidt

Sociable and adaptable Geminis are known for their ability to make friends and their sometimes fickle natures, which is why we associate them with "Lucky" Kleinschmidt. He got the nickname from winning a large sum of money in an injury settlement, and he's always been more focused on enjoying life and figuring things out as they go than success or bureaucracy—even pertaining to basic things like getting a social security card of drivers license. He's got a good heart, but he always manages to find himself in trouble. He might sound unreliable, but he does live by a strict moral code, with a desire to do right by people. He's also "Lucky" with his lovely and kind wife, Luanne, and a beautiful baby, Grace.

(King of the Hill via Fox)

 

Cancer (June 21 – July 22): Luanne Platter

Cancer is a water sign knowing for being one of the most sensitive signs of the zodiac, and Luanne Platter can relate. She's Peggy and Hank's niece who comes to live with them after trouble at home, and her difficult family life continues to impact her throughout the series. She's a sweet person but often finds herself manipulated, and she can be overwhelmed often, crying easily. However, though she lacks book smarts, she always tries her best and gives everything her all. She's willing to put in the work to pursue her dreams, even when it's hard.

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Leo (July 23 – Aug. 22): Peggy Hill

No one is more confident, bold and brash than fiery Leo, and all of those words fit Peggy Hill to a T. The Hill family matriarch is a substitute teacher who fully believes in herself and her abilities, regardless of the situation (and even if she should examine her abilities). She's a very proud and optimistic woman whose ego can sometimes get her in trouble, but other times makes her absolutely unstoppable. Even falling out of a plane with a defective parachute couldn't keep her down for long.

(King of the Hill via Fox)

 

Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sep. 22): Connie Souphanousinphone

Virgo is best known for being witty, intelligent and detail-oriented, and that's Connie Souphanousinphone in a nutshell. She's Bobby Hill's neighbor, best friend and sometimes girlfriend who's seen as the brains of the group. Though she receives plenty of pressure from her parents to do well in school and wishes they'd lay off, she manages excellent grades, as well as extracurricular activities, without struggle. She's also friendly and open-minded, being particularly understanding of Bobby even when he's at his oddest.

(King of the Hill via Fox)

 

Libra (Sep. 23 – Oct. 22): Bill Dauterive

Libra is an air sign recognized for its empathy and sociability, much like Hank Hill's friend and neighbor, Bill Dauterive. He's a big teddy bear with a loving and kind personality, though his need for friendship and companionship can also come across as needy. He's prone to loneliness, but it helps that he's had the same loyal friends for decades, and that no matter what he might do to, they'll always be there for him.

(King of the Hill via Fox)

 

Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21): John Redcorn III

Elusive Scorpios have a tendency to be misunderstood, like they're one big mystery, which definitely applies to John Redcorn—though this is less about his own actions, and more about the way others see him as an enigma. He is highly empathic and generous, working as a spiritual healer whose methods actually work, and he's not afraid to be emotional when the situation calls for it. At the same time, he can be hypocritical about things, speaking of honesty and integrity while doing the opposite, such as having secret relationships with his customers.

(King of the Hill via Fox)

 

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Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21): Jeff Boomhauer

Sagittarius is a sign that's all about adventure and understanding the world, and once you can figure out what he's actually saying, you'll discover that Boomhauer has similar values. He's revealed to be a Texas ranger who spends his time upholding the law, though he spends most of his time driving fast and going out with women. He may sound like he's talking nonsense, but he's full of practical and wise advice that he's gathered up through his years of experience. Unfortunately, none of the other characters in the show seem to be able to understand him, either.

(King of the Hill via Fox)

 

Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19): Hank Hill

As the patriarch and hardest worker of the zodiac, Capricorn couldn't be better suited to the head of the Hill family, Hank. Like Capricorn, he holds very traditional values, does everything he can to support his family and believes there are few things more dishonorable than taking shortcuts and creating subpar work. He's highly loyal, not just to his family and friends, but also his career and his love of propane and propane accessories. Despite all of this, he's still capable of learning new things and changing his opinion on things in the name of upholding his most strongly held beliefs.

(King of the Hill via Fox)

 

Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18): Dale Gribble

Aquarians are typically seen as the rebels and innovators of the zodiac, and no character thinks outside the box quite like Hank's best friend, Dale Gribble. If there's one thing Dale's known for, it's being a conspiracy theorist who rarely takes things at face value. He's always looking for some kind of logic beyond the reasonable and obvious, questioning the status quo. While Dale takes this to the extreme, it's common of the sign to ask "why?" about things the rest of us take at face value, and to wonder the true meaning behind things. On occasion, Dale's wacky theories even prove to be right.

(King of the Hill via Fox)

 

Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20): Bobby Hill

And finally, there's dreamy and creative Pisces, which no doubt gets assigned to the son of the Hill family, Bobby. He's an emotional and imaginative kid who doesn't fit exactly into the mold of what his parents expect from him. Still, no matter how many times his dad might utter "the boy ain't right," that doesn't stop Bobby from being a free spirit. He seeks authenticity and is unshakably himself, whether he's pursuing comedy, becoming an expert on different cuts of meat or learning to cook. He tends to be a bit lazy and is not very ambitious, but he puts the work in where it counts.

(King of the Hill via Fox)

 

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