10 Hocus Pocus Quotes That Make the Witchiest Instagram Captions

If Halloween comes around and you don't post an Instagram, did the holiday even happen?

We don't think so, which means you better be planning out your perfect pic to capture an incredible evening way in advance. Of course, the perfect photo needs the perfect caption, and we know just where to find one of those.

Since we already know you're going to spend all your October evenings watching and re-watching this classic, keep scrolling for 10 Hocus Pocus quotes that make the witchiest Instagram captions.

For a photo of you starting your Halloween preparations before the sun comes up:

"Oh look.  Another glorious morning.  Makes me sick!"

-Winifred Sanderson

Hocus Pocus: Sanderson Sisters

(Hocus Pocus via Walt Disney Pictures)

 

For a photo of you preparing to put on your costume and run amuck:

"Amuck, amuck, amuck, amuck." 

-Sarah Sanderson 

 

For a photo you really feelin' yourself in your costume: 

"I am beautiful. Boys will love me."

-Sarah Sanderson

 

For a photo trying to guilt your pals into embracing the Halloween spirit:

"Couldn't you forget about being a cool teenager just for one night?"

-Dani Dennison

Hocus Pocus: Sanderson Sisters

(Hocus Pocus via Walt Disney Pictures)

For a photo acknowledging that your costume isn't really the most pleasant thing to wear:

"This is… This is terribly uncomfortable."

-Sarah Sanderson

 

For a photo of you and your S.O. in your best couples costume:

"I put a spell on your and now you're mine."

-Winifred Sanderson

 

For a photo of you and your pals getting way too excited about your Halloween festivities:

"I suggest we form a calming circle."

-Mary Sanderson

Hocus Pocus: Sanderson Sisters and Dani

(Hocus Pocus via Walt Disney Pictures)

For a photo of the younger trick-or-treaters getting in the way of your candy-grabbing:

"I smell children."

-Mary Sanderson

 

For a photo of you rocking your Halloween costume during the school day:

"What is this place? It's a prison for children."

-Sarah and Winifred Sanderson

 

For a photo of you giving the camera your best witchy glare:

"It's just a bunch of hocus pocus."

-Max Dennison

 

Looking for more Instagram-inspiration? Click HERE for 11 creepy captions for all your haunted house photos.