9 Delicious Instagram Captions for Every Photo of Your Christmas Dinner

If you don't spend the entire holiday season eating way too much food, did you even celebrate Christmas?

Of course, while the sweet treats and decadent baked goods definitely tickle our taste buds, there's one holiday meal that stands above the rest: Christmas dinner.

If you want to show off just how much you're consuming this holiday season, keep scrolling for nine delicious Instagram captions for every photo of your Christmas dinner:

For a photo showing off the only gift you care about this Christmas:

"All I want for Christmas is food."


For a photo of your table packed with every dish imaginable:

"What did I get for Christmas? Fat, I got fat."


For a photo of you whipping up one of your classic family dishes:

"The most treasured things passed down from generation to generation are the family recipes."

-Robert St. John


For a photo explaining why your Christmas meal happens to be so delicious:

"The best meals are those prepared by loving hands."

-Ken Poirot

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For a photo of your plate piled high with dinner rolls:

"When in doubt, ingest carbs."

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For a photo of your whole family gathered around the table:

"Bless the food before us, the family beside us and the love between us."


For a post-dinner photo when you're feeling particularly full:

"You know you've had too much to eat for Christmas dinner when you slump onto a bean bag and realize… there is no bean bag."

-David Letterman


For a photo of every member of your family actually getting along during dinner:

"Strange to see how a good dinner and feasting reconciles everybody."

-Samuel Pepys


For a photo of the disaster you left behind after cooking your meal:

"A messy kitchen is a sign of happiness."



If you're on the hunt for more festive Insta-inspiration, click HERE for 15 Christmas carol and song lyrics that make wonderful winter Instagram captions.