9 Instagram Captions for All Your Failed Cooking Photos

Not everyone is born to be a master chef.

While some of us have a natural talent in the kitchen, other of us seriously struggle not to burn water. That's just the unfortunate way it works out sometimes.

On the bright side, a failed attempt in the kitchen can make for some really great social media content—you just need the right caption.

Keep scrolling for nine Instagram captions for all your failed cooking photos.

For a photo of you just randomly adding ingredients to a bowl:

"I have no idea what I'm doing."

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For a photo when your final dish doesn't look all that appetizing:

"For what we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly not vomit."

-Gordon Ramsay

 

For a photo when the heat from the kitchen got a little too hot:

"Being such a good cook that even the fire alarm cheers you on."

 

For a photo when you definitely didn't follow the rules of kitchen hygiene:

"Homemade with love. In other words, I licked the spoon and kept using it."

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For a photo when your cooking partner isn't paying attention to your directions:

"Hey panini head, are you listening to me?"

-Gordon Ramsay

 

For a photo when you're seriously over being in the kitchen:

"I have a passion for not cooking."

 

For a photo responding to the haters who don't appreciate your food:

"Who says I can't cook? You've obviously never tasted my cereal."

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For a photo when you're really working on improving your skills:

"No one is born a great cook. One learns by doing."

 

For a photo when you're giving up on this whole cooking thing:

"The kitchen is closed due to illness—I'm sick of cooking."

 

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