10 Instagram Captions That All Shopaholics Will Find Relatable
As a shopaholic, you've likely maxed out a credit card, spent your entire paycheck at one store or been disciplined by your parents for your frivolous (in their eyes) spending. Purchasing the perfect pair of shoes or that dress that seemed to be calling your name, is a serious adrenaline rush. For those of us who are truly addicted to shopping (online or IRL,) it's not something that can be stopped.
Sound anything like you? Keep reading for 10 Instagram captions that all shopaholics will find relatable.
For when you're window shopping and looking lovingly into a store:
"I like my money where I can see it… hanging in my closet."
For that pic of yours and the girls' post-shopping expedition:
"Women who spend a lot of time shopping live longer and are less likely to suffer from depression."
For when it looks like you just ran a marathon, but you really just hit a major sale at your fave store:
"I could give up shopping, but I'm not a quitter."
For when you need to convince people you don't have a problem:
"I'm not a shopaholic… I'm helping the economy."
For that pic of you and your bestie showing off the loot of things you bought at the mall:
"Happiness is not in money, but in shopping."
For when you didn't have time to hit the gym, but you were able to get an action shot of you shopping:
"Shopping is my cardio."
For that cute pic of you and your S.O.:
"Take me shopping and I'm yours."
For when you just got dumped and go out for some retail therapy:
"Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping."
For that amazing pic of you in all your new pieces:
"Shopping is an art. Therefore, I am an artist."
For when you have to actively stop yourself from looking at pretty things:
"Shopping is cheaper than therapy."
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