Witty Iron Man Quotes You'll Want to Use as Your Next Instagram Caption
The dude started it all—the superhero life, the Avengers, everything. He deserves endless love and support from his fans.
For a photo of your friends forcing you to go out when you really don't want to:
"I told you. I don't want to join your super-secret boy band."
–Iron Man 2
(Avengers: Infinity War via Marvel Studios)
For a photo of you and your BFF when you have to call out her less-appealing qualities:
"I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster."
For a photo of you making fun of your sister's outfit:
"Doth mother know you weareth her drapes."
For a photo of you diving headfirst into a new project:
"Sometimes you gotta run before you can walk."
For a photo of you cuddling your ginormous dog:
"We have a Hulk."
(Iron Man 2 via Marvel Studios)
For a photo of your pup digging a hole in your perfectly manicured grass:
"That man has no regard for lawn maintenance."
–Avengers: Age of Ultron
For a photo of you digging into delicious shawarma:
"You guys ever try shawarma? There's a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don't know what it is, but I want to try it."
For a photo of your team being totally pummeled during a game:
"Okay. Anybody on our side hiding any shocking, or fantastic abilities they'd like to disclose, I'm open to suggestions."
–Captain America: Civil War
For a photo of you sending your S.O. off on a family vacation:
"Don't do anything I would do, and definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do. There's a little grey area there and that's where you operate."
(Iron Man via Marvel Studios)
For a photo of you and your BFF making your best funny faces at the camera:
"Dude, you're embarrassing me in front of the wizards."
–Avengers: Infinity War
For a photo of you channeling your inner Tony Stark:
"I am Iron Man."
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