The Most Bizarre (and Delicious) Lip Balms You Can Find on Etsy

As the weather gets cooler and cooler, all of us become more prone to chapped and dry lips.

But why moisturize with the same old products as everyone else when you can use something truly unique? If you're looking for the most bizarrely delicious flavors around, there's nowhere better to look than Etsy.

 

Dill Pickle Lip Balm by thecharmingfrog: $3.75

Who said lip balm has to be sweet? This dill pickle lip balm will have you puckering your lips while they moisturize.

Dill pickle-flavored lip balm tubes

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Eggnog Lip Balm by ollieandmaxsoapco: $4

With this eggnog-flavored lip balm, you don't have to wait until the holidays for a totally festive flavor.

Eggnog-flavored lip balm tubes

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Pizza Lip Balm by thecharmingfrog: $3.75

This is the perfect lip balm for pizza-lovers (aka everyone).

Pizza-flavored lip balm tubes

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Hot Cocoa Lip Balm by WildRoseHerbs: $3.95

You don't even have to wait for this lip balm to cool before applying.

Hot cocoa-flavored lip balm tubes

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Bacon Lip Balm by LuxeBee: $3

Made with real bacon grease, this balm is the perfect moisturizer for that bacon-obsessed friend we all have.

Bacon flavored lip balm tubes

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Butterbeer Lip Balm by mommyx3monsters: $3

If you're like us and fantasized about traveling with Harry Potter and his friends to Hogsmeade for butterbeer runs, this lip balm will be your dream come true in a pocket-sized tube.

Harry Potter butterbeer-flavored lip balm tubes

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Beef Jerky Lip Balm by RAFAbodyandsoul: $3.50

This meat-free jerky-flavored balm gets its smoky, meaty taste from essential oils. Yum!

Beef jerky-flavored lip balm tubes

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Sweet and Salty Kettle Corn Popcorn Lip Balm by EclairNaturalLipBalm: $4.75

Have a hard time picking between salty and sweet? Now you don't have to.

Sweet and salty kettle corn-flavored lip balm tubes

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Cheese and Onion Crisps Lip Balm by MollyRoseBalms: $5

If you can't get enough of your favorite savory potato chips, you'll probably fall in love with this mouth-watering cheese and onion crisps-flavored lip balm.

Cheese and Onion crisps-flavored lip balm

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French Toast Lip Butter by LittleBatch: $5

This French toast-flavored lip butter is extra decadent in every way.

French toast-flavored lip balm tubes

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Zucchini Bread Lip Balm by thecharmingfrog: $3.75

Even if you've never tried scrumptious zucchini bread, you'll love this uniquely flavored balm.

Zucchino bread-flavored lip balm tubes

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Italian Sausage Lip Balm by soapapotamus: $3

The combination of yummy basil, anise and black pepper perfectly emulates the flavor of an Italian sausage.

Italian Sausage Lip Balm

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Peanut Butter Cup Lip Balm by CheeryPitCrafts: $3

This taste exactly like a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, without any of the calories.

Peanut butter cup-flavored lip balm tubes

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Chocolate-Covered Bacon Lip Balm by MollyRoseBalms: $5

Who knew anything chocolate-covered bacon-flavor could be totally vegan?

Chocolate-covered bacon flavored lip balm tubes

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Fresh-Baked Bread Lip Balm by RadicalWorks: $5

What smells better than freshly baked bread? Nothing—except maybe this lip balm.

Freshly baked bread-flavored lip balm tub

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Peanut Butter and Jelly Lip Balm: $3.50

If you think peanut butter and jelly are a match made in heaven, then you and this lip balm will be the perfect pair, too.

Peanut buter and jelly-flavored lip balm tubes

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Chicken Wing Sugar Lip Scrub: $5.99

Last but not least, we can't find a flavor wilder than this chicken wing lip scrub's. It uses real hot sauce to simulate the kick of real wings.

Chicken Wing-flavored lip balm tubes

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Want to cook up your own crazy concoction at home? Click HERE to learn how to create your own DIY lip balm.