13 Witty Instagram Captions for All Your Cutest Mall Photos

Shopping can soothe the soul, and there's nowhere better to get out and shop than the mall.

If you're at the mall on a weekly basis, you probably take a good number of photos there—and you're going to need some clever captions to go along with them. Keep scrolling for some of our favorite shopping quotes that'll be perfect for your Instagram posts.

For when you're not sure what to do with your life, but you know exactly which stores to hit up at the mall:

Cher: "I have direction!"

Josh: "Yeah, toward the mall."

Clueless

Clueless: Cher and Christian at the mall on the escalator

(Clueless via Paramount Pictures)

 

For when you get the urge to hit the mall at the weirdest off-hour time and want to share it with the world:

"It's shop o'clock somewhere."

 

For your most glamorous pic of your weekend at the mall:

"Saturday is for shopping."

 

For your shopping selfie with your bestie:

"The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her."

-Marceline Cox

 

For the photo of you gazing adoringly at everything in your favorite store at the mall:

"Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to go shopping."

-Bo Derek

 

For the shot of you with your latest way-too-expensive, ultra-cute buy:

"I wish retail therapy was covered by my health insurance."

 

For the shot of you and your girls in the car outside the mall:

"Get in, loser. We're going shopping."

– Regina George, Mean Girls 

Mean Girls: Shopping at the mall wearing pink

(Mean Girls via Paramount Pictures)

 

For when you're feeling silly and you know a shopping spree is at hand:

"It's called 'the mall' because instead of going to one store, I go to them all."

 

For the photo of you dominating the mall in your gym clothes:

"Shopping is the only sport I need."

 

For the photo of you justifying your latest adorable purchase:

"If I bought it on sale, I actually MADE money."

 

For the photo of you rewarding yourself with something awesome after a hard week's work:

"Work hard so you can shop harder."

 

For the shot someone else has to take because your arms are totally occupied by shopping bags:

"Life is short. Buy it all."

The Simpsons walk into a mall food court

(The Simpsons via Fox)

 

For the look of shock on your face when you can't get your hands on the thing you came to the mall for in the first place:

"Shortest horror story ever: sold out."

 

If you exclusively go to the mall for clothes shopping, click HERE for the best fashion captions for Instagram.