12 Mean Girls Quotes That Make the Sassiest Insta Captions

If we had to rank the most quotable movies of all time, Mean Girls would definitely be at the top of our list.

Regina, Gretchen, Karen and Cady at the Mall

(Mean Girls via Paramount Pictures)

The 2004 flick was an instant classic, thanks to its endless supply of witty humor and quotes that can apply to literally any life situation. With that in mind, it's no surprise that Mean Girls is one of our favorite places to search for captions to accompany all of our IG posts.

If you love Mean Girls as much as we do, keep scrolling for 12 quotes that make the sassiest Insta captions.

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For a photo of you about to break your New Year's resolution to eat healthier:

"Whatever. I'm getting cheese fries."

-Regina George

The Plastics at Their Lunch Table

(Mean Girls via Paramount Pictures)


For a lonely photo of you with all your friends and their significant others:

"And none for Gretchen Weiners. Bye."



For a photo of your pup ignoring your attempts to play:

"Stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not going to happen."

-Regina George


For a photo of you and your squad out at a nice dinner:

"You can't sit with us."

-Gretchen Wieners


For a photo of you splashing through puddles in the rain:

"There's a 30% chance that it's already raining."

-Karen Smith

Regina, Gretchen, Cady and Karen at the Talent Show

(Mean Girls via Paramount Pictures)


For a photo of you showing off your new haircut:

"That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets."



For a photo of you in your favorite pink shirt:

"On Wednesdays, we wear pink."

-Karen Smith


For a photo of your visit with your out of town BFF:

"She doesn't even go here."



For a confident selfie on a day when you're really feelin' yourself:

"I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me, but I can't help it that I'm popular."

-Gretchen Wieners

Gretchen Weiners

(Mean Girls via Paramount Pictures)


For a photo of you ditching the gym in favor of an afternoon of snacking:

"Is butter a carb?"

-Regina George


For a photo of you struggling to complete your math homework:

"All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you."

-Cady Heron


For a photo of you and your friends on a girl's night out:

"Get in, loser. We're going shopping."

-Regina George


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