11 Playful Captions for Every Photo of Your Mini Golf Game on Instagram

Whoever said mini golf isn't a real sport?

If you love spending your time practicing putts with friends on the mini golf course, here are the perfect captions for all the pics of you playing that you post to Instagram.

For the shot of you making a final put as the sun comes down:

"The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight."

-Ben Hogan


For the pic of your actual worst fear, a mini golf windmill:

"Of all the hazards, fear is the worst."

-Sam Snead


(Steven Universe via Cartoon Network)


For the photo of you and your friends on the green:

"The worst day of mini golf beats the best day of work."


For the photo of your scorecard when you're playing suspiciously well:

"My golf score seems to improve considerably when I have the scorecard."


For the pic of you celebrating a particularly expert shot:

"Hitting the ball is the fun part of it, but the fewer times you hit the ball the more fun you have."

-Lou Graham


(SpongeBob SquarePants via Nickelodeon)


For the image of you lining up your long putt:

"I like big putts and I cannot lie."


For the pic of you elbow-deep in the water hazard trying to retrieve your ball:

"Gone fishing."


For the photo of you not being all that good at mini golf:

"I didn't miss the putt. I made the putt. The ball missed the hole."

-Don Christopher


For every birthday celebration on the mini golf course:

"Let's par tee."


For the pic of your scorecard when you're not doing so hot:

"I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's game. It's called an eraser."

–Arnold Palmer


(Gravity Falls via Disney XD)


For the photo of your friend about to make their next swing:

"Just tap it in."

Happy Gilmore 


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