10 Silly Instagram Captions for Celebrating Your Status as the Only Child

Being an only child has its pros and its cons. On one hand, it might be fun to have siblings around. On the other, the world is yours.

If you're a single child and proud, you should flaunt it. We think these funny Instagram captions can help.

For the pic showcasing your endless creativity:

"As an only child, you have your own little world."

-Maynard James Keenan

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For the shot of you doing exactly what you want because there's no one around to stop you:

"When you're an only child, every day is your day."

 

For that amazing thing you probably only got to do because there were no siblings to get in the way:

"When I think about it, I'm happy I'm an only child."

-Mae Whitman

 

For when your parents bring you along on their fancy date night dinner:

"Perpetual third wheel."

 

For when you're feeling like you can take on the world:

"Only children believe they're capable of everything."

-Paulo Coelho

 

For your National Siblings Day post:

"Happy Only Child Awareness Day."

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For when you're being spoiled rotten, and you're not afraid to show it:

"Who said only children are spoiled?"

 

For the funny picture your parents clearly didn't want to take with you:

"So good, they only needed one."

 

For when you're clearly bored and lonely and you need your friends to come rescue you:

"I'm an only child so am happy with my own company and I don't really get lonely."

-Iain Banks

 

For that lovey-dovey pic with the parents:

"Favorite child."

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If these left you feeling inspired, click HERE for more cozy captions for every pic of your small family.