11 Wacky SpongeBob SquarePants Quotes That Make Great Instagram Captions

SpongeBob SquarePants may be the most relatable character of all time.

He's fun, eager and endlessly quotable. Keep reading to find out which SpongeBob quote would be perfect for your next Instagram photo.

For that overenthusiastic selfie before the big event:

"I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready…"

-SpongeBob SquarePants

 

For the group shot of you and your friends at your favorite salad place:

"Look at all the hip, young people eating sal-ads."

-SpongeBob SquarePants

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(SpongeBob SquarePants via Nickelodeon)

 

For the shot of you and your bestie clearly keeping something big to yourselves:

"It's no secret that the best thing about secrets is telling someone else your secret, thereby adding another secret to your secret collection of secrets, secretly."

-SpongeBob SquarePants

 

For the photo of you being the biggest goofball you've ever been:

"That's [my]… eager face"

-Squidward Tentacles

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(SpongeBob SquarePants via Nickelodeon)

 

For the photo showing off your fave stripey sweater:

"The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time."

-SpongeBob SquarePants

 

For the expressive photo of you being totally over it:

"Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"

-SpongeBob SquarePants

 

For your zoo photo of any animal other than a giraffe:

"Hahaha! It's a giraffe!"

-Patrick Starr

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(SpongeBob SquarePants via Nickelodeon)

 

For the photo of you being self-deprecating (when really it's the cutest selfie you've posted all month):

"I'm ugly and I'm proud."

-SpongeBob SquarePants

 

For that photo you really want to post but are second-guessing because it's way too dark:

"This isn't your average everyday darkness. This is advanced darkness."

-SpongeBob SquarePants

 

For when you're being your weird, mysterious self:

"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma"

-Patrick Starr

 

For the selfie of your fifth Friday night in a row watching movies in your pajamas:

"I know of a place where you never get harmed, a magical place with magical charms—indoors, indoors."

-SpongeBob SquarePants

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(SpongeBob SquarePants via Nickelodeon)

 

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