Stranger Things Season 4 Volume 1 Quotes as Instagram Captions

Volume 1 of Stranger Things Season 4 is finally here, and it's so much more than what we could have wanted!

In case you didn't know, Season 4 is being released in two separate parts, with the second part coming out on July 1. Until then, we've already binged episodes one through seven, and holy moly were they mind-benders. Feel like showing off your love for the popular Netflix show? Then use one of the following quotes from volume one, season four of Stranger Things as your next Instagram caption!

For when you're looking good:

"I know you guys are staring at me."

-Max

 

For that picture of you third-wheeling:

"That was as unambiguous a sign of true love as these cynical eyes have ever seen."

-Eddie

 

For when you get a bad haircut:

"I don't want to talk about it. I'll punch you so hard in your face that your teeth'll fall back out."

-Steve

 

For that pic of you in your karate class:

"My fingers are like arrows. My arms like iron. My feet like spears."

-Murray

 

For that photo of your cat ignoring you:

"Like me, they are solitary creatures, and deeply misunderstood."

-One

 

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For that throwback pic where you look exactly the same:

"We are all time travelers if you think about it."

-Eleven

 

For when you're in a tight outfit and hating it:

"I can't breathe in this thing, and I'm itchy. I'm itching all over."

-Robin

 

For that pic of your pineapple pizza:

"I still highly recommend slapping some juicy pineapple on your pie."

-Argyle

 

For when you're about to accomplish something you've been working up to:

"It's time."

-Vecna

 

For those pics of your fitness journey:

"Only by facing all of ourselves, the good and the bad, can we become whole."

-Dr. Brenner/Papa

 

For when you're a nerd and you love it:

"My name is Lady Applejack, and I'm a chaotic, good half-elf rogue level 14, and I will sneak behind any monster you throw my way and stab them in the back with my poison-soaked kukri."

-Erica

 

For that pic of you in a karate tournament:

"I've never fought in a real-world scenario. I've only sparred with the other students."

-Murray

 

For when time is going by too fast:

"In the grand scheme of things, it's just a little blip."

-Jonathan

 

For that photo of something that scares you:

"There are some things worse than ghosts."

-Max

 

For when you and your S.O. are looking into each other's eyes:

"I will do anything for you."

-Argyle

 

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For when you and your bestie are in charge of planning the party:

"It's going to be up to us again."

-Mike

 

For that picture of you getting last place in the race:

"It wasn't supposed to end like this."

-One

 

For when you're trying to win something out of a claw vending machine:

"Your friend is stuck. You give me money, I make him unstuck."

-Dmitri

 

For that photo showing off your nerd status:

"We ARE nerds and freaks."

-Dustin

 

For when you're having the best weekend away with your friends:

"Time is funny like that. Emotions can make it speed up or slow down."

-Eleven

 

For that pic of you after you dyed your hair:

"I know what it's like to be different."

-One

 

For when your friends make you run a 5K:

"I'm warning you right now, I have terrible coordination. It took me six months longer to walk than all the other babies."

-Robin

 

For that picture of you and your bestie fake arguing:

"Do you need to be told everything? You're not a child."

-Dustin

 

For when you take a fire selfie and are looking for compliments:

"In other good news, flattery works with me."

-Eddie

 

For that photo of you being the third wheel:

"Why does it always have to be me?"

-Steve

 

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For when you find out you can't eat gluten anymore:

"I was wrong this whole time. I wasn't cursed. I am the curse."

-Hopper

 

For that photo of you getting back with your ex:

"I just didn't look hard enough. But I see you now. I see you."

-Lucas

 

For when you're getting on a plane to go on a big adventure:

"Are we gonna do this or are we gonna keep chitchatting like its your mommy's book club?"

-Erica

 

For that pic of you surfing:

"All right. Hold on to your butts, brochachos."

-Argyle

 

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