8 Perfect Insta Captions for All Your Thanksgiving Turkey-Themed Posts

Has the lack of a good caption ever prevented you from posting a picture-perfect photo on Instagram?

It's happened to us more times than we can count, so when Thanksgiving rolls around, feel free to borrow one of these quotes for every pic you take of the turkey. You can thank us later.

For when you're feeling a little snarky at the dinner table:

"The difference between turkey and your opinion is that I asked for turkey."

 

For when your gloriously round Thanksgiving turkey arrives on the scene:

"I came in like a butterball."

Bob's Burgers: Thanksgiving episode Turkey Totoro

(Bob's Burgers via Fox)

 

For the obligatory photo of the sky-high pile of food on your plate:

"Turkey is an important part of a balanced diet."

 

For the photo of you starting round two (or three or four) of the meal:

"I could give up turkey, but I'm not a quitter."

 

For the epic Thanksgiving selfie with the fam:

"I'm thankful to have a family who takes eating as seriously as I do."

Garfield grandma sawing turkey with chainsaw

(Garfield and Friends via CBS)

 

For the post-meal, pre-nap food coma selfie:

"Tryptophan-tastic."

 

For the afterparty group photo of everyone's bulging bellies:

"We're as stuffed as the Thanksgiving turkey."

Foghorn leghorn showing chicken hawk thanksgiving turkey

(Looney Tunes via Warner Bros.)

 

For the week following Thanksgiving where you eat turkey for every meal:

"Keep calm—there are leftovers in the fridge."

 

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