Spooky Quotes From The Addams Family to Use as Instagram Captions

We've always adored The Addams Family, so we were thrilled by the news that Tim Burton will be directing a live-action series about Wednesday Addams on Netflix.

And while it might be a while before the show graces our small screens, we can rest easy knowing that the rest of the incredible franchise can keep us busy until then. If you love The Addams Family, here are our favorite quotes from past shows and films to use as your next Instagram caption.

For the pic of you and your ride or die bestie:

"I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss."

-Gomez Addams

The Addams Family: Raul Julia as Gomez Addams
(The Addams Family via Paramount Pictures)


For when you're showing just how helpful you can really be:

"You rang?"



For the epic family photo:

And our credo: 'Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc.' 'We gladly feast on those who would subdue us.'"

-Morticia Addams



For your most innocent-looking photo:

"I'm a homicidal maniac, they look just like everyone else."

-Wednesday Addams

The Addams Family: Christina Ricci as Wednesday Addams

(The Addams Family via Paramount Pictures)


For that ultra-quirky selfie:

"Altogether ooky."

The Addams Family theme song


For flaunting your perseverent soul:

"The human spirit, it is a hard thing to kill."

-Dr. Pinder-Schloss


For the shot with the adorable puppy you've "borrowed":

"You are too precious for words, why, I could just…eat you alive!"



For when your boy is being an absolute snack:

"It's so sweet. He looks just like a little entrée."

-Morticia Addams


(The Addams Family via Paramount Pictures)


For that romantic pic of you dancing with your special someone:

"How long has it been since we've waltzed?"

-Gomez Addams


For when the lockdown is starting to get to you:

"I don't think you understand. I'm not locked up in here with you…you're locked up in here with me."

-Wednesday Addams

The Addams Family animated 2019 Wednesday Addams

(The Addams Family via United Artists)


For that pic of you draped from head to toe in your favorite dark hue:

"Black is such a happy color."

-Morticia Addams


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