These Hilarious Thor: Ragnarok Quotes Also Make Perfect Instagram Captions

Thor: Ragnarok finally comes out on DVD and Blu-ray on March 6, but it's never too early to start using all of the best quotes from the movie as Instagram captions.

Scroll down to our favorite lines from the movie to find out which one is perfect for you:

For that photo of you feeling really good about accomplishing something:

"It's a long story, but basically I'm a bit of a hero."



For that post-shift selfie enjoying your work perks:

"The job ain't easy, but it does have its benefits."



For the photo of you being really dramatic about a minor injury:

"Tell my story. Build a statue for me."

-Matt Damon as Loki


For that shot of your perfect hair day:

"Let me explain something. My hair is not to be meddled with."

– Thor


For the selfie you take when you're feeling like flawless royalty:

"Kneel before your queen."



For the pic of you showing off your super-cute BF:

"He's mine, so if you want him, you go through me."



For your announcement that you're running for student body:

"I'm actually organizing another revolution. I don't know if you'd be interested in something like that? Do you reckon you'd be interested?"



For one of those amazing moments you can't even make sense of:

"Nothing makes sense here, man. The only thing that does make sense is that nothing makes sense."



For when you randomly run into your best work buddy and have to take a photo:

"We know each other! [S]He's a friend from work!"


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For those tough times when you'd rather be living on Mars:

"I have to get off this planet."



For the photo of you and your bestie being your obnoxious selves:

"We're the same, you and I. We're just a couple of hotheaded fools."



For that snap of you finally showing up at the party:

"Your savior is here!"



For the pic of you finally fulfilling the obligation you've been dreading:

"I hate this prophecy."



If you're still obsessed with the movie, click HERE to find out which Thor: Ragnarok character you are.