All the Best Thrilling Quotes From Disney+'s Andor to Use as Instagram Captions

The long wait is over—Andor has finally dropped on Disney+, and it's even better than we could have hoped.

The new series follows the titular Cassian Andor in a prequel to the Star Wars film Rogue One, following his life as a thief before he's recruited to the Rebel Alliance, joining together against the evil Galactic Empire. It's a more adult take on the series, with elements of a spy thriller, and we cannot get enough. If you're in the same boat, keep scrolling for our favorite quotes from the series (so far) to use as your next Instagram caption.

For the pic from your technology-free vacay:

"No weapons. No comms. No credit. No nonsense."

-Doorman

 

For when your ensemble is edgy, yet cute:

"Oh, that is a hard look for a little thing like you."

-Kravas

 

For when you're having a brain fart:

"Pausing for data lag."

-B2EMO

 

For when you're being slightly dishonest:

"I can lie. I have adequate power reserves."

-B2EMO

Andor: Cassian bargaining with B2EMO

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For your slightly questionable Starbucks order:

"You insulted my choice of beverage."

-Brasso

 

For showing off the modifications you've made to your outfit:

"Pockets, piping, and some light tailoring."

-Syril Karn

 

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For the sarcastic post about the person you love most in the world:

"One of the most unpleasant people I've ever met."

-Chief Hyne

Andor: Syrii Karn meeting with Chief Hyne

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For when everything goes slightly awry:

"This case appears to bear all the hallmarks of what I like to describe as 'regrettable misadventure.'"

-Chief Hyne

 

For when you need to fib about the way things really went down:

"I want you to conjure a suitable accident."

-Chief Hyne

 

For when you reach a milestone that will probably only matter to you:

"Something sad but inspiring in a mundane sort of way."

-Chief Hyne

 

For when you're working a part-time job for a little extra cash:

"I need every credit I can put my hands on to…"

-Cassian Andor

 

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For the selfie that flaunts your feminine complexity:

"You'd better find yourself a less-complicated woman."

-Cassian Andor

 

For when you're doing a little bit of litter pickup:

"Leave it better than you found it."

-Cassian Andor

Andor: Cassian repairing

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For showing the world your hefty to-do list:

"If we're making a list, we're making a list."

-Cassian Andor

Andor: Cassian with his mother, Maarva

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For when you're feeling especially expedient:

"Tempo is crucial. Velocity in the service of inspired leadership, is there a worthy substitute? I think not."

-Sergeant Linus Mosk

 

For when you're working harder than you ever have:

"Half measures. The take-it-slow, the wait-and-see. It's a plague on discipline."

-Sergeant Linus Mosk

 

For the shot of you honing your skills:

"The best way to keep the blade sharp is to use it."

-Sergeant Linus Mosk

 

For when you badly need a cup of coffee:

"Tell me you have caf."

-Bix Caleen

Andor: Bix waking up in bed

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For when you're sick and tired of waiting around for things to happen:

"There comes a time when the risk of doing nothing becomes the greatest risk of all."

-Syril Karn

 

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For the shot of you and the people who help you through life every day:

"This is one of those decisive moments, and I can't imagine a team I'd rather share it with than all of you."

-Syrii Karn

Andor: Syrii Karn addresses his team

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For the photo of you and your special someone:

"Special people are hard to find."

-Luthen Rael

 

For when you're covered in scratches after trying to hold a feisty cat:

"Rule number one, never carry anything you don't control."

-Luthen Rael

 

For when you decide to leave the party early:

"Rule number two, build your exit on your way in."

-Luthen Rael

Andor: Cassian points blaster at Luthen Rael

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For threatening to drop someone off at home if they don't want to do fun stuff with you:

"Seems to me you have two choices. Either I drop you somewhere and you start running or you come with me and help with something important."

-Luthen Rael

 

For the pic from the all-you-can-eat buffet:

"I'm offering you everything you want, all at once."

-Luthen Rael

Andor: Luthen Rael in hyperspace

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For when you're fighting for something that really matters:

"Wouldn't you rather give it all at once to something real than carve off useless pieces till there's nothing left?"

-Luthen Rael

 

For when you put a bandage on someone and act like you're a pro doctor:

"We are healthcare providers. We treat sickness. We identify symptoms. We locate germs whether they arise from within or have come from the outside. The longer we wait to identify a disorder, the harder it is to treat the disease."

-Major Partagaz

Andor: Imperial meeting with Major Partagaz

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For when a string of ridiculousness got you into a not great situation:

"It took the combined ingredients of idiocy, ineptitude, and total disengagement for this farce to have reached the full apex of incredulous disaster."

-Lieutenant Supervisor Blevin

 

For telling someone to shut up:

"Save your wind."

-Vel Sartha

 

For when you're too busy to hang out with people willy-nilly:

"I suggest you schedule an appointment."

-Lieutenant Supervisor Blevin

 

For when it's every man for himself:

"You fall here, you fall alone."

-Lieutenant Supervisor Blevin

 

For when you have to keep hush-hush about an exciting development:

"That's all I'll say. Anything else is a violation of security."

-Vel Sartha

 

For the shot from that gorgeously timeless spot in nature:

"This is a place where time stands still."

-Luthen Rael

 

For showing off all of the fun stuff you're doing with new friends:

"You're at the boring end of the table. These people are fun."

-Perrin Fertha

 

For when things aren't as exciting as you wish they could be:

"Must everything be boring and sad?"

-Perrin Fertha

 

For your best pic of a firework show:

"From the ground, it's a thing of beauty. In the sky, it's chaos."

-Karis Nemik

 

For when you're cramming for the text you should've studied for earlier:

"Now, you've got a lot to learn and very little time to do it."

-Vel Sartha

Andor: Casian meets with Vel's team

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For when you're cuddling a very rowdy pup:

"He is, I'm sure, a challenge to work with."

-Major Partagaz

 

For when you're trying to improve your posture:

"You're slouching. Is that how you've been presenting yourself to the world?"

-Eedy Karn

Andor: Syril having breakfast with mother eedy karn

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For when you know something isn't going to live up to the expectations

"You might as well wear a sign that says, 'I promise to disappoint you.'"

-Eedy Karn

 

For when you know someone doesn't really want to hang out:

"Any civilized being knows an open invitation is no invitation at all."

-Eedy Karn

 

For when you have to put the pieces together yourself:

"I know what you tell me. I intuit the rest."

-Eedy Karn

 

For when you can't forget about something wronging you:

"The axe forgets, but the tree remembers."

-Arvel Skeen

Andor: Skeen and Cassian in the Woods

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For when you're asked to wake up way too early to do something:

"Is this really how you'd like to start the day?"

-Mon Mothma

 

For when you're fighting for your rights:

"Our elemental rights are such a simple thing to hold, they will have to shake the galaxy hard to loosen our grip."

-Karis Nemik

 

For demonstrating how you'd do things, if you were in charge:

"If I was them, this is how I'd do it."

-Dedra Meero

 

For when you're being systematic:

"Never climb the same fence twice."

-Dedra Meero

 

For when you're terrified, but don't plan to back down:

"Of course I'm afraid. But there's a difference between fear and losing your nerve."

-Cassian Andor

 

For when you know it's not goodbye:

"No farewells tonight."

-Vel Sartha

Andor Vels crew around campfire

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