The Best Silly Captions to Use When You’re Dealing With a Post-Meal Food Coma
Thanksgiving is in a couple of weeks, and as we anticipating quality time with friends and family and a delicious meal, we're also preparing ourselves for the inevitability of a food coma.
We all know the feeling of feeling a little drowsy, lethargic and foggy after a big meal, and it's definitely not an occurrence that only hits during the holidays. Dealing with one right now? Use one of the following captions for a silly post to tell the world precisely how you're feeling about your food coma.
For when you want your food coma to sound fancy:
"It's called postprandial somnolence. Look it up."
For needing a nap after you eat:
"Food coma really put me in my bed."
-"Sandwich," Lil Pandak
For feeling like you might have eaten a poison apple:
"And yes, Snow White was right, this food coma's for real."
-"Trap Little Red Riding Hood," Kyle Exum
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For when big meals and lethargy are basically family tradition:
"Post-meal food coma, then we watch the game."
-"Nothin But You," 116
For blaming the Thanksgiving turkey for how tired you feel:
"Feeling tryptophan-tastic."
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For when everyone is completely out of it after lunch:
"Everyone's in their own personal coma."
–Diary, Chuck Palahniuk
For embracing the tiredness that comes with a food coma:
"May we learn to honor the hammock, the siesta, the nap and the pause in all its forms."
-Alice Walker
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For catching a case of the itis:
"The itis. That's what you call it when you get sleepy after a big meal."
-Robert Freeman, The Boondocks
For when the whole family is out of commission:
"Eat so good, now we in a food coma."
"Don't Buy Me Flowers," Lolo Zouaï
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For when the food coma doesn't deter your appetite:
"Off to dream about even more food."
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