Witty Captions for Every Pic You Post of Your Celebrity Crush on Instagram
We won't judge. If every other pic you post is a famous person you can't stop thinking about, we think these captions will be perfect for you.
For the latest, totally stunning pic of your celeb crush looking totally unattainable:
"At least I know for a fact that I don't have a chance."
For the shot of your crush being extra heroic:
"Real people don't even impress me anymore."
For the image of your crush with your S.O. that makes you profoundly jealous:
"I can't believe he would cheat on me like this."
For the news about your celeb crush getting engaged, married or having a baby:
"I guess if I love you, I should let you move on."
-Troy Bolton, High School Musical
For the shot of your crush doing a mundane, everyday activity that you could totally imagine doing with them:
☑ Having a mental relationship with a celebrity who doesn't know I exist."
For the picture of your famous crush looking way hotter than any person you've ever met in real life:
"This person has set my dating expectations WAY too high."
For that one image of your crush you've posted again and again because it's so perfect:
"I don't want someone like you. I want you."
For when you've been thinking about a crush all day and just have to post a pic of them:
"I think about you a little more than I should."
For that one pic of your celeb crush that always makes your heart race:
"Hi. You don't know me, but we're gonna be married."
-London Tipton, The Suite Life of Zack & Cody
For the glorious snapshot of you actually meeting your famous crush:
"I'm not just his fan. I'm his wife."
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