8 Funny Text Messages Perfect for Starting a Convo With Your Crush

There's no scarier text in the world than a message to your crush.

Timing, the state of your relationship, emoji use and frequency of messages all have to be taken into account and you still have to think of what to say—how does anyone do it?!

Thankfully, we're here to help. Keep scrolling to see 8 funny text messages perfect for starting a convo with your crush.

For the crush who will appreciate you just getting to the point:

"On a scale from 1 to Starbucks WiFi, how free are you tonight?"

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For the crush who really loves science:

"Your chromosomes have combined beautifully."


For the crush who needs to know exactly what you want:

"I just noticed this today, but you look a lot like my next boyfriend."


For the crush who's almost too hot to handle:

"You're hotter than the bottom of my laptop after I've been binge-watching Netflix."

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For the crush who missed a day of school:

"A day without you is like a broken pencil. Pointless."


For the crush who's ready to take the next step:

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."


For the crush who doesn't mind if you're a little cheesy:

"Do you have any raisins? How about a date?"

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For the crush who's really bad at responding promptly:

"This is so us. Me doing all the talking and you just sitting there looking cute."


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