No matter who you are, what you look like or who you hang out with, one thing’s unavoidable: haters.

They’re an unfortunate part of life that we all deal with, but instead of letting them get to you, tell them to talk to the hand with the nine Instagram captions below.

For that pic of you showing off your new set of wheels:

“I got 99 problems but a whip ain’t one.”


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For that shot of you in your stunna shades, shopping bags in hand:

“I’m Luke Skywalkin’ on these haters. Celebrate every day like a birthday.”

-“Sky Walker” by Miguel


For that enviable pic of you loungin’ in your bathing suit:

“A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement.”

-Jess C. Scott

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For that dolled-up shot of you and your S.O.:

“Strong alone, unstoppable together.”



For that action shot of you hustlin’ on the playing field:

“I heard you’re a player. Nice to meet you, I’m the coach.”



For the photo of you rockin’ your new blowout:

“My hair is the crown I never take off ????????.”



For that pic of you blinged out in only the finest:

“Lotta carats, but not the ones Bugs Bunny be snackin’ on.”

-“Diamonds” by Fabolous

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For that fierce, freshly single selfie:

“I’m as single as a dollar and I’m not looking for change.”



For the super cute shot of you and your squad:

“I’m not mad you told all my friends I’m a psycho. They’re my friends, they already know.”



For the shot of you on the airplane, about to embark on vacation:

“Got two shows tonight, that’s Brooklyn and Dallas. Then a private party at the Buckingham palace.”

“I’m the Best” by Nicki Minaj


If you’re reading this, then you probably know a person or two in your life who pretends to be your friend. If so, click HERE for the five types of frenemies you’ll encounter in life.