Best Schmidt Quotes From New Girl to Use as Instagram Captions
New Girl is a show we will never get sick of.
The cast, humor and writing is pure genius, so it's no wonder we're always watching it! Our favorite character, hands-down, has got to be Schmidt. He wears his heart on his sleeve, delivers the best one-liners and has a face we can't help but love.
Keep reading for the best Schmidt quotes from New Girl to use as Instagram captions:
For when it's your birthday:
"Can we just take a moment to celebrate me?"
For that pic of you being competitive:
For when you're driving:
"I can't find my driving moccasins anywhere!"
For that pic of you and your S.O.:
"Girl, I'mma marry you."
For when you're surrounded by a bunch of young people:
For that photo of you decked out in your finest clothes:
"To conclude: you're ugly, I make money."
For when you're watching Game of Thrones:
"There's gotta be an explanation for this, like, he's the Lord of Winterfell."
For that pic of your beautiful bath set-up:
"Bathtubs are medieval filth cauldrons. Pass."
For when you and your bestie pose together:
"As my best friend, I expect you to be willing to sacrifice everything for me at a moment's notice."
For that photo of you looking super confused:
"I'm gonna be honest that went right over my head."
For when you're wearing tailor-made clothes:
"I'm not being overdramatic when I say I would rather sit naked on a hot grill than wear something off the rack."
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