Clever Instagram Captions for Every Photo of Your Pet Snake

Just because snakes have no fur or legs doesn't mean they don't make worthy pets.

In fact, they can provide an entirely different kind of companionship to cats and dogs, and they may not be super cuddly, but they're fascinating and compelling in their own way. And when someone has their pet snake out, can anyone keep their eyes away?

If you love your pet snake, you deserve some cute and clever Instagram captions for your posts, too. Keep reading for our favorites.

For the first pic showing off your adorable new pet snake:

"Every great story seems to begin with a snake."

-Nicolas Cage


For the brightly colored snake who's not as dangerous as it appears:

"Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous."


Shutterstock: Young woman holding up milk snake

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For the shot of your snake resting below a delicate flower:

"Look like the innocent flower, but be the serpent under it."

-Lady Macbeth, Macbeth


For when your snake is curled up on you like you're its momma:

"I'm like Loki in Nordic mythology: one day I'll be a woman and the next day a snake."

-Yung Lean


For the photo of your snake happily zipping across the lawn:

"There's a snake lurking in the grass."


Shutterstock: Cute snake hiding in leaves

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For that eerie pic of your molting snake:

"We go through life. We shed our skins. We become ourselves."

-Patti Smith


For when you get a teeny nip from your scaly friend:

"When you're a snake charmer, you're gonna get bit."

-LeVar Ball


For your supersized snake:

"How do you measure a snake? In inches. They don't have any feet."


For when you and your snake are two peas in a pod:

"I'm like a snake sleeping on a rock. I won't bother you unless you poke a stick at me."

-Harlan Ellison

Shutterstock: Woman holding corn snake

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For when your snake just looks like it's understanding everything:

"A snake knows more about what is happening around than any other creature, because it has no ears to listen to gossip, only direct perception."

-Jaggi Vasudev


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