9 Silly Captions for All Your Insta Photos of Soft Pretzels

Soft pretzels are one of the ultimate mall foods. We happen to think they also deserve a little bit of Insta love.

If you happen to love them as much as we do, try one of these cute captions the next time you post a photo.

For when all it takes is a delicious pretzel to transform your day from horrible to wonderful:

"I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive, then go to work for a job for which I get paid too little. But on Pretzel Day? Well, I like Pretzel Day."

-Stanley Hudson, The Office


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For the most triumphant pic of you biting into a soft pretzel:

"Time to pretzelebrate."

 

For the pic of the salted pretzel that matches your mood:

"Feeling salty."

 

For the pretzel that's seriously overloaded with tasty toppings:

"Knot joking around."

 

For the cute shot of your cinnamon-sugar pretzel:

"Sugar and spice and everything nice."


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For the photo of a massive pretzel with lots of extra bends and twirls:

"A life without twists and turns is incomplete."

 

For the pretzel so sweet and decadent that you need a glass of milk to wash it down:

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

Seinfeld


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For the extra indulgent-looking pretzel:

"Knotty or nice?"

 

For the shot of you sharing a soft pretzel with your S.O.:

"I knead you."

 

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