We can’t get enough of pop sensation and actress Kylie Cantrall this summer, first with her latest appearance as Red, daughter of the Queen of Hearts, in Descendants: Wicked Wonderland last week, and again with the release of her new EP, Valley Girl Problems.
The nine-track project encapsulates Kylie’s experiences over the past year, through heartbreak, betrayal and self-understanding, as she steps into a new era. Of course, the songs are irresistible as ever, highlighting her talents as a lyricism, vocalist and master of her musical craft. Below, we’ve collected 40 of her greatest lyrics, from the new EP and beyond, to use as Instagram captions. And if you want to see these songs live, read our recap of the tour finale: Kylie Cantrall Made Her Tour Finale Feel Like a Night With Friends.
For preparing for the day:
“Get ready with me.”
-“Gwrm”
For when your aesthetic matches your ambition:
“Rhinestones on my nails, big hoops and bigger dreams.”
-“Gwrm”
For when everyone in the friend group is perfect:
“All my girls is down to slide. Goin’ outside, all 10s, not a single nine.”
-“Gwrm”
For when it’s too hot to deal with anything:
“It’s 102 degrees and my lip gloss melted on my leather seats.”
-“Valley Girl Problems”
For someone who’s too cute to really analyze properly:
“Mm, get ready with me to ignore every red flag.”
-“Valley Girl Problems”
For when every little bit of drama blows up:
“Inconveniences are just plot points at this point.”
-“Valley Girl Problems”
For feeling like your issues are misunderstood:
“It’s a valley girl problem, you wouldn’t get it.”
-“Valley Girl Problems”
For spring cleaning:
“I’m in my room thinkin’ ’bout all the things I’ve been holdin’ onto.”
-“Closet”
For demanding a do-over:
“A girl’s gotta start fresh sometimes.”
-“Closet”
For donating it all to charity:
“Makin’ space, gotta say that it feels nice. I’m leavin’ it all behind.”
-“Closet”
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For wondering how much of yourself you have to leave behind:
“Do you have to outgrow your past to fit into your future?”
-“Carrie Bradshaw”
For when things aren’t what you expected:
“Real life, fake friends, I don’t make no secret that I’m a mess.”
-“Carrie Bradshaw”
(Valley Girl Problems via Artist Partner Group)
For trying to make the best of things:
“I put beautiful rings on the hand I’ve been given.”
-“Carrie Bradshaw”
For when they don’t have have the courtesy to write the message themself:
“That quote unquote apology from ChatGPT. The least you could do is take accountability.”
-“Girls Like U”
For getting betrayed by someone you cared about:
“Sorry, I can’t just get over it. Knowing you would lose me, you still did what you did.”
-“Girls Like U”
For falling for someone who’s obviously bad news:
“Step one is the moment you fall in, all ’cause of a beautiful face. Step two is ignoring the problem busy kissing my new mistake.”
-“Yuck!”
For the painful friendship breakup:
“We don’t talk now and you know why, but I still think ’bout you all the time.”
-“Space Between”
For embracing youth for as long as you can:
“We are better off young.”
-“Intro”
For watching your man check you out in your jeans:
“He like the way I fit in my denim.”
-“Denim”
For knowing your vibe is irresistible:
“My aura is so contagious.”
-“Goodie Bag”
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For lamenting how easy boys have it:
“If I could be a boy for a day I would play hearts just like video games.”
-Boy for a Day”
For flaunting what you do for a living:
“I do this in real life, boy, not just for a pic.”
-“Raised by Rihanna”
For taking responsibility for the way you are:
“This is what I do, it’s not a mood. Don’t blame it on my mama.”
-“Raised by Rihanna”
For channeling your inner Rihanna:
“I was raised by Rihanna. Bad girls doing what we wanna.”
-“Raised by Rihanna”
For being done with him:
“The boy is yours.”
-“Boy Is Yours”
For knowing he’s just going to keep breaking hearts:
“One girl’s trash is another girl’s trash, too. Prolly think he’s gonna change for you. Huh. That’s cute.”
-“Boy Is Yours”
For feeling reckless and free:
“We should really move with caution. We should do this way more often.”
-“99”
For ignoring your phone and living in the moment:
“Hunnid missed calls. I ain’t checkin’ all.”
-“99”
For craving the pre-smartphone age:
“I wanna go outside all night, party like it’s ’99.”
-“99”
For knowing he only says what girls want to hear:
“You said I was forever your girl. I bet you say that to my replacement, baby.”
-“Mascara”
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For when the love is over and done:
“Used to have a pink heart by your name. All those little memories down the drain.”
-“Mascara”
For refusing to ruin your mascara over him again:
“He’s a waste of time and your mascara.”
-“Mascara”
For feeling lovesick:
“My heart starts pounding out my chest, out my chest. I feel it every time I read your text, read your text.”
-“Dear Diary”
For not wanting to forget his deception:
“Dear Diary, he’s playing tricks with my head. I better write this down so that I never forget.”
-“Dear Diary”
For missing the red flags on purpose:
“I ignored all the signs. Let my heart take the bribe.”
-“Happy With Yourself”
For making them live with the consequences:
“Hope you’re happy with yourself.”
-“Happy With Yourself”
For when love makes life feel like a dream:
“It feels like I’m over the moon. Don’t think I’ll be coming down anytime soon.”
-“Head in the Clouds”
For when everything starts feeling cinematic:
“Seen this on a screen, not in real life.”
-“Like a Movie”
For that Hollywood romance:
“I don’t do this usually. It feels just like a movie.”
-“Like a Movie”
For wanting to announce your love to the world:
“I don’t even do this, tеlling everybody we’rе the cutest.”
-“Like a Movie”
Can’t get enough of Kylie as Red in the Descendants movies? Click HERE for all of the best lyrics from the films as Instagram captions.
