15 Fun Instagram Captions for Showing Off Your New Purse

aug 24, 2025

When you add a new purse to your handbag collection, the first thing you want to do is take it out on the town.

Who said dress-up is only for little girls? TBH, it's more fun the older we get, which is why we love creating outfits all year 'round. If you recently purchased a new bag, chances are, you can't wait to show everyone your latest investment.

So, the next time you snap a picture for Instagram, use one of the following playful captions to show off your new purse:

For holding up your fabulous new purse:

"I like my money right where I can see it, hanging in my closet."

-Carrie Bradshaw

For clutching your new clutch:

"Keep calm and clutch on."

For that stylish yet practical new bag:

"I always carry multipurpose products in my handbag."

-Ashley Madekwe

For setting your bag down to to something heroic:

"Hold my purse."

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For the shopping bag containing your latest purse purchase:

"Life is short, buy the bag."

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For being particular about your man-purse:

"And no this ain't a purse, it's a satchel."

-"Potato Salad," Tyler, The Creator

For making all of your followers jealous with your fabulous new bag:

"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy bags, which is kind of the same thing."

For showing off your entire handbag collection:

"Purses are like friends, you can never have too many!"

For when you went to great lengths to acquire your most recent buy:

"What would she do for a purse?"

-"Wanted You," NAV

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For the fresh roses sticking out of your new purse:

"Keep your flowers, I'll take a handbag instead."

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For when you deserve to be spoiled:

"When I want to treat myself, I will almost always get myself a new handbag."

-"Coco Jones

For when you're newly single and have treated yourself to a new bag:

"Boys are like purses—cute, full of crap and can always be replaced :)"

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For when your gorgeous new bag has you broke:

"$2000 bag with no cash in your purse."

-"Blood on the Leaves," Kanye West

For being proud of your enormous handbag:

"Purse so big, had to treat it like a person."

-"Bongos," Cardi B and Meghan Thee Stallion

For looking back at the camera, with your carefully placed bag strategically in the shot:

"I love replacing my feelings with new handbags."

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