Use These Spooky Captions for All Your Vampire Insta Pics This Halloween

There's a good reason vampires are one of the quintessentially classic Halloween costumes.

From terrifying characters like Nosferatu to dreamy Twilight vampires, there's a vampire look out there for just about everybody. If you want to show yours off on Instagram, we think one of these spooky captions will do the trick.

For the shot of you rocking the vampire look before the 31st hits:

"When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire."

-Angelina Jolie

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For the pic of you and your S.O. in matching capes:

"Just my blood type."


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For when you refuse to start trick-or-treating until nightfall for the realism:

"Waiting for the sun to go down…"


For when your vampire outfit is more dangerous than vampiric:

"This vampire doesn't sparkle."


For when you've been as nocturnal as your costume:

"Allergic to the sun."

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For your classic, Drac-inspired ensemble:

"You can Count on me."


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For when it's basically an accident that you're dressed as a vampire:

"Vampires occur everywhere, but in busy cities no one notices."

-Matthew Schofield

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For that shot of the true you coming out once the sun sets:

"Sleep all day, vamp all night."


For the pic of you cosplaying as your favorite pop culture vampire:

"The vampire is the new James Dean."

-Julia Plec


For that smoochy photo with your special someone:

"Kissing a vampire is such a pain in the neck."


For when you and your special someone are dressed as matching vampires:

"Only vampires can love forever."


For the close-up on your ultra-pointy teeth:

"Fangs for everything."


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For when you're trying your hardest to be scary:

"I don't want to be a sexy vampire."

-Joseph Gilgun


For flaunting your fangs:

"This costume doesn't suck."

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For that vampiric end-of-the-night photo just before you turn in:

"If you need me, I'll be in my coffin."


Still undecided about your costume for this year? Get some inspiration HERE from these witchy Halloween captions.