10 Creepy Captions for All Your Halloween Zombie Pics on Instagram

If you're looking to simultaneously gross people out and terrify them this Halloween, you can't do much better than dressing as a spooky rotting zombie.

But if you're going to walk the zombie walk, you should also talk the talk—at least when it comes to captioning your pics. Keep reading for some of our favorite cute and creepy Insta captions for your zombie pics.

For your zombie pic with attitude:

"Zombies eat brains. You're safe."

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For when dressing like a reanimated corpse doesn't stop you from looking super cute:

"Drop dead gorgeous."

 

For the shot of you standing your undead ground:

"You can't negotiate with a zombie."

-Stephen Graham Jones

 

For that photo of you chowing down in full zombie makeup:

"It doesn't take much to please a zombie. Just feed them. Regularly."

-"At Least You Know Where You Stand With a Zombie," Stephan and Fionnuala Black

 

For the selfie showcasing your gross zombie mouth makeup:

"The better to eat you with, my dear."

-The Big Bad Wolf, Little Red Riding Hood

 

For the group shot of your living dead squad:

"Sometimes, dead is better."

Pet Sematary, Stephen King

 

For when Halloween season has emboldened you:

"Zombies are nothing if not impulsive."

The Proper Care and Feeding of Zombies: A Completely Scientific Guide to the Lives of the Undead, Mac Montandon

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For the pic of you and your S.O. in matching couples zombie costumes:

"Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time."

-Maya Angelou

 

For your laziest photo as a zombie:

"When you're undead, the emphasis is on the second syllable."

Blindsight, Peter Watts

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For that shot of you and your friends on the dance floor:

"Dance of the dead."

 

If you're still figuring out your Halloween plans, click HERE for spooky vampire captions that might inspire you.