It’s official—Ted Lasso Season 4 finally has a release date! The beloved and critically acclaimed series will return to Apple TV on Aug. 5, and we’re already counting down the days until we can reunite with Coach Lasso and co. as he takes on a new role coaching a second division women’s soccer team.
On thing that keeps us coming back to the series again and again is Ted’s iconic one-liners and witticisms, which double as solid live advice. Keep scrolling to learn which of his quotes you should live by, based on your zodiac sign.
Aries (March 21 – April 19): ‘If God wanted games to end in a tie, She wouldn’t have invented numbers, all right?’
No one hates a tie quick like energetic, go-getting Aries. The sign plays to win, and given the chance, they’ll never allow a game to end without the score settled. In fact, they’d almost rather lose with dignity than allow something to finish without knowing who actually came out on top—though they rarely allow that to happen.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20): ‘Every day is a chance to be better than we were the day before.’
We tend to think of Taurus as a builder. The sign is made up of hard workers who strive to create stability for themselves and their loved ones, and self-improvement is a big part of that journey. They know that being just a little big better than they were yesterday is the path to success, and even when they’re resting, they rarely completely take a day off.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20): ‘I think that if you care about someone and you got a little love in your heart, there ain’t nothing you can’t get through together.’
Gemini is said to be the social butterfly of the zodiac, and they define themselves based on the friends and loved ones they surround themselves with, in the good times and the bad. Love and kindness get Gemini everywhere in life, and with a sense of togetherness and camaraderie, the sign knows that they can make it through absolutely anything life throws their way.
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Cancer (June 21 – July 22): ‘Taking on a challenge is a lot like riding a horse. If you’re comfortable while you’re doing it, you’re probably doing it wrong.’
Sensitive, thoughtful Cancers can sometimes feel like they’re doing everything wrong, but this quote reminds them that discomfort and being a beginner always come with trying something new and taking on challenges. When they feel like they’re awkward or not naturally good enough at something, they should remember that everyone has to start somewhere, and messing up a little along the way builds character and resilience.
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Leo (July 23 – Aug. 22): ‘He thinks he’s mad now, wait till we win him over. He’ll be furious.’
With their big, irresistible personalities and love of attention, Leos seek to be adored by all—often to the annoyance of certain people who’s rather keep their distance. As much as they love to befriend people who are already friendly, they especially love the challenge of winning over someone who’s decided to dislike them. It’s like a game to the sign, and in most cases, it’s only a matter of time before they make it happen.
Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sep. 22): ‘I shouldn’t bring an umbrella to a brainstorm.’
Virgos are detail-oriented, keen and knowledgable, but this can also make them a bit critical and negative at times. They’re sometimes fast to shoot down ideas, easily seeing where they’re weak or flawed, when instead they need to take a step back and just listen. When people come together to discuss something, they can try lettering their guards down take everything in before they offer better alternatives of their own.
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Libra (Sep. 23 – Oct. 22): ‘And in the end what’s more important, being right or being kind?’
No one knows how to keep the peace quite like Libra. They’re a sign of balance and harmony, and more than anything, they just want everyone to get along. They’d much rather by kind than be right, wanting the best for everyone and throwing their ego aside for the greater good and to make as many people happy as possible.
Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21): ‘Then by all means, you should let your feelings control you.’
Scorpios have a bit of a reputation for being mean when they want to be, but that’s primarily because, as water signs, they’re highly emotional. More than most signs, they can allow their feelings to get the better of them, overriding facts and logic. With this quote, Scorpio can learn to better reflect on their behavior and think before they are—are they in control of their feelings, or are their feelings in control of them?
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Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21): ‘Be curious, not judgmental.’
We can’t think of a sign known better for curiosity than adventurous and philosophical Sagittarius, so this quote (misattributed to Walt Whitman) sums them up quite well. They’re open-minded about the world and ready to soak up everything it has to offer, accepting new ideas without prejudice and refusing to make any decisions until they have the full picture. Sags hate judgments to begin with, instead preferring to let others speak for themselves.
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Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19): ‘There’s two buttons I never like to hit, alright? And that’s “panic” and “snooze.”‘
If there’s one zodiac sign with a reputation for dedicating themselves to their work, it’s Capricorn. They’re focused on what needs to get done and they never get distracted from their goal, and neither panicking or laziness are part of their vocabularies. They’re calm and collected, rarely getting flustered or choosing to procrastinate, instead putting their full energy into completing the task.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18): ‘You say impossible, but all I hear is “I’m possible.”‘
Because Aquarius thinks outside the box and doesn’t play by the rules, many people don’t quite understand them. They think Aquarius’s ideas are outlandish and impossible, but logical and ambitious Aquarius doesn’t know the meaning of the word. When someone doubts them, the sign just doubles down and shows the world everything they can achieve when they don’t limit themselves.
Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20): ‘You know what the happiest animal on Earth is? It’s a goldfish. Y’know why? It’s got a 10-second memory. Be a goldfish.’
Sensitive and dreamy Pisces can often get stuck in patterns, including ruminating on their past mistakes and wishing they’d done things differently. Most of the time, it’s a trap that doesn’t teach them anything or make them feel any better. We love this quote for Pisces because they could gain a lot from learning to let go of the past, unburdening themselves from past disappointments, and instead learn to move forward with their heads held high.
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