All the Best Quotes From She-Hulk: Attorney at Law to Use as Your Next Instagram Caption

Marvel'She-Hulk: Attorney at Law has finally hit Disney+, and the hilarious new series is a breath of fresh air.

The show stars Tatiana Maslany as Jennifer Walters, a lawyer and cousin of Bruce Banner (also known as The Incredible Hulk). After an accident exposes Jen to the same type of radiation that transformed her cousin Bruce, she also "Hulks out"—but it turns out that being a woman in modern society has conditioned her to be much more in control of her emotions, giving her a much different superpowered trajectory than her infamous cousin.

It goes without saying that we're loving the series so far, and if you're in the same boat, keep scrolling for our favorite quotes from the show to use as your next Instagram caption.

For when you realize it's your duty to help those in need:

"What is the responsibility of those with power? Do they merely have an obligation to refrain from the misuse of that power? Or do they have a duty to protect those without it?"

-Jennifer Walters

 

For when you get in trouble for something you usually get away with:

"They did this because they believed they would not be held accountable. That their power shielded them from very real consequences."

-Jennifer Walters

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For when you're begging someone in charge to do the right thing:

"Those with the most power have the most to answer for."

-Jennifer Walters

 

For when a speech moves you:

"I almost cried during parts of it."

-Nikki Ramos

 

For your RBF selfie:

"What? I don't have a savage Jen Walters look."

-Jennifer Walters

 

For when you can already feel that you're taking things to the next level:

"The leveling up is happening. This is good."

-Nikki Ramos

 

For when you'll go full goblin-mode if things go wrong:

"And if it doesn't go our way, you can just Hulk out?"

-Nikki Ramos

 

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For showing off your muscles after a day at the gym:

"Yeah, about that. Um, it's true. I am a Hulk."

-Jennifer Walters

 

For when you use up every image slot in the carousel showing off your vacay:

"That was the longest answer to 'what've you been up to' I've ever heard."

-Jennifer Walters

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For when you're eating Cheetos with chopsticks:

"So you don't get Cheetos fingers."

-Jennifer Walters

 

For when your sibling is usually the one who gets the good grades:

"You're not the only genius in the family."

-Jennifer Walters

 

For when you're not sure who broke your friend's heart, but they're going to pay:

"No judgments. Whoever did this to you does not care about you. You do not need him. Or her. Or them."

-Woman in bathroom

 

For when you get the most ridiculous nickname:

"You never have a choice with these names."

-Bruce Banner

 

For when someone makes you think the worst because of dramatic pausing:

"That is not the sentence to take a pause on!"

-Jennifer Walters

 

For when you're No. 1:

"Oh. Because I'm better than you?"

-Jennifer Walters

 

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For when you're trying your best not to rage:

"No. No. I don't want to be a Hulk."

-Jennifer Walters

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For when your new pet has completely taken over your life:

"Listen… I know this is hard to hear, but you're gonna have to change the way you live your life now."

-Bruce Banner

 

For when being scared makes you snack:

"The triggers are anger and fear."

-Bruce Banner

 

For when people are being way too gentle with you:

"Why are you talking to me like I'm a stray horse?"

-Jennifer Walters

 

For when you've left precisely the mark you wanted to:

"Yeah, kinda seems like I'm done here."

-Jennifer Walters

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For when everyone starts acknowledging just how powerful you are:

"I'm telling you, when people start seeing you as a monster, that never goes away."

-Bruce Banner

 

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For when you've been on a mindfulness kick:

"Dialectical behavioral therapy. It allows us to hold two opposing truths at the same time. First, we're gonna practice some mindfulness with a few yoga techniques."

-Bruce Banner

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For when you're trying new things and expanding your mind:

"Wow, I never thought you'd be into all this mind-body-spirit stuff."

-Jennifer Walters

 

For showing off your fave yoga poses:

"Let your thoughts drift away. Relax your neck, bend your knees if that's comfortable. Hold in your farts. Namaste, all day."

-Jennifer Walters

 

For flaunting your favorite stretchy outfit:

"Spandex. Spandex is your best friend."

-Bruce Banner

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For being modest when you know you're acting pretty heroic:

"I'm not gonna be a superhero."

-Jennifer Walters

 

For when your life is the perfect balance of what you want and what you need:

"I am trying to show you that we can live between what we want and what is."

-Bruce Banner

 

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For when being a woman has made you pretty good at managing your feelings:

"I'm an expert at controlling my anger because I do it infinitely more than you."

-Jennifer Walters

 

For letting someone you love know that they're a superhero:

"Whether you like it or not, you're now a superhero. And who's gonna protect the world if it isn't people like us?"

-Bruce Banner

 

For when you've upset someone with the truth:

"I'm sorry that I said a bunch of harsh but very true things."

-Jennifer Walters

 

For when someone apologizes to you—but not really:

"Wow, an apology that still doubles down on a thing you're apologizing for."

-Bruce Banner

 

For when someone makes a compelling argument:

"That's very lawyerly."

-Bruce Banner

 

For when you have to say goodbye to your pet in the morning:

"See ya, fuzzball."

-Bruce Banner

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For giving all the reasons you don't care to become a crime-fighter:

"That is for billionaires and narcissists, and adult orphans, for some reason."

-Jennifer Walters

 

For when your new part-time job actually has awesome benefits:

"Do the Avengers offer healthcare? Maternity leave, a pension. Are they even paid?"

-Jennifer Walters

 

For when you're really hoping your new nickname doesn't stick:

"That is not what I call it. Me. I don't have a better name yet, but that's not it."

-Jennifer Walters

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For when you're applying for jobs and coming up with excuses:

"No, you can't work here. They don't have good snacks."

-Nikki Ramos

 

For when you're dealing with your negative emotions in a healthy way:

"No, I'm not okay. But I'm okay with not being okay."

-Jennifer Walters

 

For when you cross over one hurdle just to be met with another.

"It does feel like a weight has been lifted. But there's, like, this new weight."

-Jennifer Walters

 

For when you really deserve your new role, but people will never know it:

"Okay, this sucks. I am totally qualified, but now everyone around here will always think this is the only reason that I got the job. It's so unfair."

-Jennifer Walters

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For when you've just said something entirely ridiculous:

"I'll spend the rest of the year worrying about what I just said."

-Jennifer Walters

 

For when you feel like you have no freedom:

"Ma'am, this is a prison."

-Prison Guard

 

For the before and after pics of your total transformation:

"Honestly, I've completely transformed myself, you know, physically, obviously, but also spiritually."

-Emil Blonsky

 

For when you want to apologize for something, but you're not quite sure how to go about it:

"I have here, uh, various haikus I've written to each of my victims expressing the sorrow."

-Emil Blonsky

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For when your idea of a sexy selfie is a pic in your library:

"I sent a thirst trap. It was a picture of me with a bunch of books."

-Nikki Ramos

 

For reminding everyone that you're the protagonist of your own story:

"Just remember whose show this actually is."

-Jennifer Walters

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For when you need to put some new rumors about you to rest:

"You have to be in control of your own narrative."

-Nikki Ramos

 

For when you feel like you've transformed into a different person entirely:

"I have changed. Emotionally, physically, metaphysically, spiritually, karmically, cosmically, inter-dimensionally…"

-Emil Blonsky

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For when someone's telling a sob story to evoke pity:

"Thor's inspirational speeches are not admissible in court."

-Judge Price

 

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For when you're exhibiting uncharacteristic restraint:

"As you can see, I'm in full control."

-Emil Blonsky

 

For your very sudden departure from an unsavory situation:

"I must depart."

-Wong

 

For when you're a ride-or-die Megan Thee Stallion fan:

"I will kill for you, Megan Thee Stallion."

-Jennifer Walters

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For marveling at a bonfire:

"Fire. Behold flame."

-Donny Blaze

 

For when you've beefed up the security in your dorm room:

"I've got new locks, cameras, an alarm system and pepper spray."

-Morris Walters

 

For when it seems like nothing fits right:

"There's a very limited selection of clothing that fits my body."

-Jennifer Walters

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For when the law of gravity results in a bit of an injury:

"We answer to a higher power that abides by the metaphysical laws of the time-space continuum."

-Wong

 

For showing off your favorite magic trick:

"Cheap human tricks."

-Wong

 

For when you're single, but you don't mind because your bestie's by your side:

"There's two of us. So by definition, not alone."

-Nikki Ramos

 

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For reassuring yourself that there's someone, somewhere, out there for you:

"There are plenty of non-gross people out there for you to date."

-Nikki Ramos

 

For when you start using your ironic catchphrase unironically:

"I can't stop saying it. It's really catchy."

-Nikki Ramos

 

For when someone's trying to out-unicorn you:

"I am more mystical in my sleep."

-Wong

 

For when you've been on a bit of an emotional rollercoaster:

"At first it was fun. Then scary, then fun again. Then spooky but in a fun way."

-Madisynn King

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For when you do something nice, for no one in particular:

"Just for the record, I'm doing this for the universe, not for you."

-Wong

 

For when you're totally smitten with your new beau:

"After so many bad dates, I finally meet a guy who's sweet and listens. And he's very, very hot. Not that that matters. But it does."

-Jennifer Walters

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For when your selfie game is on point:

"Be strong, be beautiful. Own who you are."

-Skincare Ad Lady

 

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For when someone steals your look before you get the chance to make it your look:

"The way trademark works is, whoever gets there first, gets it. So if you would've done yours first, she wouldn't have been able to do that."

-Ched

 

For when you boldly claim what you deserve:

"We're not going to wait in line. You kidding me? We're just gonna enter with confidence. That's how it works."

-Nikki Ramos

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For when getting into a skincare routine is a bit overwhelming:

"'Beauty serum. Beauty oil. Beauty tonic. How are these not all exactly the same thing?"

-Jennifer Walters

 

For when you're slightly jealous of all of the opportunities your fave influencer is getting:

"That's why she is rich and you're broke."

-Nikki Ramos

 

For when you buy two of something:

"One to rock and one to stock."

-Augustus Pugliese

 

For the pic of your bestie's impressive sneaker collection:

"You're telling me that you collect shoes to look at, that you're never going to wear? I respect that."

-Nikki Ramos

 

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For when your Avengers march might not be totally official:

"This says, 'Avongers.'"

-Nikki Ramos

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For when it took you an hour to pick out your outfit:

"You obviously spend a lot of time thinking about what you wear."

-Mallory Book

 

For sarcastically commenting on something that's so not cute:

"That's so cute. I love that. That's so cute for her."

-Luke Jacobson

 

For when you start making your own clothes:

"We're going to need a lot of fabric."

-Luke Jacobson

 

For showcasing your fiercest look:

"In fashion, it's cool to be mean."

-Nikki Ramos

 

For when you stumble upon some cringe-worthy writing:

"As a writer myself, I found that grating."

-Todd

 

For when success comes at the price of your sanity:

"I mean, I might need to schedule several sessions of therapy, but we won."

-Jennifer Walters

 

For when you keep getting hate on social media, but that's not going to stop you from doing what you do best:

"You can have literal superpowers, and some guy with internet will still think he can do better."

-Mallory Book

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For your pic from a wedding in the middle of the week:

"Why does anyone have a wedding on a Thursday?"

-Nikki Ramos

 

For your hottest selfie from an oddly timed wedding:

"If you think this is happening at an inconvenient time in the season, you're right. 'Cause that's how weddings always are. But I'm gonna look great, so let's go."

-Jennifer Walters

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For when yet another attempt fails:

"In fact, it could be said that no one has tried more than me."

-Mr. Immortal

 

For when you know you need to cut someone out of your life:

"That is a tough conversation. 'I don't want to be married to you anymore. I find that you are emotionally suffocating me, and you wear weird pajamas.'"

-Mr. Immortal

 

For when you know you need to work on your people skills:

"I still haven't perfected the least awkward way to approach a stranger."

-Josh

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For when you plan to give someone an actual apology:

"You are going to receive a sincere apology with meaningful eye contact."

-Nikki Ramos

 

For when you let your soft side shine through:

"I don't actually hate love"

-Jennifer Walters

For when someone just won't leave you alone:

"Why are you so obsessed with me?"

-Jennifer Walters

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For when you're fully going for it:

"Sometimes in life, you just gotta go for what you want."

-Actress in Drive-in Movie

 

For when you're getting anonymous hate, and you couldn't care in the slightest:

"I don't care what a bunch of losers say about me online. Can't even say it to my face 'cause they know they'd get Hulk-smashed."

-Jennifer Walters

 

For when you really need to stop looking at your phone:

"You need to set a limit so you stop checking that."

-Nikki Ramos

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For when you're eagerly awaiting a message from someone cute:

"Why can't he just text me back? Why is that so hard? There's no reason nowadays to not respond to a text."

-Jennifer Walters

 

For the hilarious throwback photo of when you were trying to be someone else:

"Working through some identity issues here."

-Emil Blonsky

 

For when something inconvenient happens, but you learn something from it:

You know, sometimes life presents a teacher when there's a lesson to be learned."

-Emil Blonsky

 

For practicing mindfulness:

"In our ceremonial sweat yurt, we integrate the past and the present into one being."

-Emil Blonsky

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For when someone is just not getting the hint:

"Clearly, you're not in a teachable mood right now, and I do respect that."

-Emil Blonsky

 

For when your bestie gets coupled up and you're getting a little jealous:

"They have been spending a lot of time together. I'm feeling like maybe it's not healthy."

-Saracen

 

For that self-improvement moment:

"So, I realized real strength comes from looking in the mirror and saying, 'Hey, man, I'm gonna work on me.'"

-Wrecker

 

For when someone's being just plain evil:

"You absolutely were supervillains."

-Jennifer Walters

 

For when someone's being gross and predictable:

"You're thirsty and a cliché."

-Jennifer Walters

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For when you thought you had something good, but they never texted back:

"We have to consider the very real possibility that you were ghosted."

-Wrecker

 

For when something makes you suddenly popular and you have to wonder about what really matters:

"It feels like cheating, because would they like me if I didn't have all of this?"

-Jennifer Walters

 

For moving on from a situation a bigger and better person:

"Remember everyone we meet, no matter how much they hurt you, is a lesson learned."

-Emil Blonsky

 

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