34 Spider-Man: No Way Home Quotes to Use as Your Next Instagram Caption

With Spider-Man: No Way Home officially out on digital (and available in 4k Ultra HD, Blu-Ray and DVD starting April 12), there's no better time than now to revisit Peter Parker's most epic (and heartbreaking) journey yet.

The Marvel film was truly the crossover event the entire multiverse was waiting for, and finally, the film can make us laugh, cheer and cry all over again from the comfort of our own homes. If you adore the movie as much as we do, keep scrolling for all of its most iconic quotes (which also happen to double as Instagram captions). But be warned that major spoilers are ahead for anyone who hasn't yet seen the movie.

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For when you rescind a comment you really shouldn't have made:

"I would like to have my words stricken from the record."

-Ned Leeds

 

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For when your arguing skills are unparalleled:

"I'm a really good lawyer."

-Matt Murdoch

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For showing the world your happy place:

"Welcome to the spiritual oasis."

-Happy Hogan

 

For when you're trying to be an optimist:

"I am a glass-half-full kind of gal."

-MJ

 

For when you're cheering someone on:

"Go get them, tiger. Or should I say "spider"?"

-Betty Brant

 

For when you're trying not to get your hopes too high:

"If you expect disappointment, then you can never really get disappointed."

-MJ

 

For when you have no clue what's going on:

"I am so confused right now."

-Peter Parker

 

For getting ultra excited about the Dr. Strange sequel:

"Frankly, the multiverse is a concept about which we know frighteningly little."

-Stephen Strange

Spider-Man no way home: Peter Parker and Dr. Stephen Strange

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For when you recruit your besties to fix what you broke:

"I know this is my mess, and I swear to you I'll fix it, but I'm gonna need help."

-Peter Parker

 

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For when you're practicing your magic tricks:

"So how did you know you were a man of magic? Because my nana says that we have it in our family, and I get these tinglings in my hands…"

-Ned Leeds

 

For when you're solving one of life's great mysteries:

"Scooby-Doo this sh**."

-Stephen Strange

 

For when being kind gets you everywhere:

"I know a couple of magic words myself, starting with the word 'please.'"

-MJ

 

For when you're making everything happen from behind the scenes:

"I mean, you can take the guy out of the chair, but you can't take the chair out of the guy."

-Ned Leeds

 

For that pic of you not fully enjoying the roller coaster:

"I genuinely don't know how you do this without throwing up."

-MJ

 

For when you're wondering if your charms are working on your crush:

"Are you getting the tingle thing? Is the tingle happening? Is your tingle tingling?"

-MJ

 

For when you're setting your goals high:

"We have a new world to conquer."

-The Green Goblin

Spider-Man no way home: The Green Goblin Hanging Helmet

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For when you're psyching yourself up for the big test:

"You're great at geometry. You can do geometry. Square the radius. Divide by pi. Plot points along the curve."

-Peter Parker

 

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For showing off your A grade on the latest math exam:

"You know what's cooler than magic? Math."

-Peter Parker

 

For when you're doing something good for the world:

"This is what we do."

-Aunt May

 

For showing off your latest invention:

"You know, I'm something of a scientist myself."

-Norman Osborn

 

For joking that you're way hotter than your boyfriend:

"No way that's his girlfriend. No way."

-The Lizard

 

For when you're embracing your villain side:

"'No more darker half'? Did you really think that I'd let that happen?"

-The Green Goblin

 

For accepting something about yourself that you used to think was a bad thing:

"We don't need you to save us. We don't need to be fixed. These are not curses. They're gifts."

-The Green Goblin

 

For when you order both desserts:

"Gods don't have to choose. We take."

-The Green Goblin

 

For showing off just how busy you are:

"With great power, there must also come great responsibility."

-"Aunt May

Spider-Man no way home: May offering Otto Octavius a glass of water

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For when you're being your most magical self:

"You're right. I AM magic."

-Ned Leeds

 

For when you forgot your wallet at home:

"I don't carry an ID with me, you know? Kind of defeats the whole anonymous superhero thing."

-Webb-Verse Peter Parker

 

For when your new puppy doesn't quite trust you yet:

"You're a deeply mistrusting person… and I respect it."

-Webb-Verse Peter Parker

 

For announcing your intentions:

"I promise, I won't turn into a supervillain and try to kill you."

-Ned Leeds

 

For when you feel like you could use some well wishes:

"World, if you're watching… wish me luck. Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man could really use some."

-Peter Parker

 

For when you overcome one of your greatest adversaries:

"Hey. What are, like, some of the craziest villains that you guys have fought?"

-Peter Parker

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For reminding someone you care about just how cool they are:

"Can we rewind it back to the 'I'm lame' part? 'Cause you are not."

-Raimi-Verse Peter Parker

 

For when you're new to the whole teamwork thing:

"I know, I know. We suck. I don't know how to work as a team."

-Webb-Verse Peter Parker

 

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For when you're not amused by magic tricks:

"I really hate magic."

-MJ

 

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